I'm boycotting hamburgers next. BURGERS ARE DEAD TO ME. From now on, its ONLY McDonald's for me, every day, every meal, and NO other hamburgers. Big Macs, double cheeseburgers, quarter pounders, etc., but not a single non-McDonald's hamburger. That will show those heartless cow butchers we mean business when it comes to fighting back against the hamburger industry!! At this rate, the burger industry in America is DOOMED!!!!!
After that, I'm boycotting tobacco. ONLY camel cigarettes will ever earn a purchase from me. I plan to smoke 5 packs a day, every day, but NO OTHER cigarettes. We will punish the American tobacco industry and cripple their ability to earn profits on their deadly products as long as I stick to chain smoking my beloved Camels every day. And check out all this awesome Joe Camel merchandise I collected during my tobacco BOYCOTT!
Finally, we need to crush the gangster rap industry in this country. Their filthy lyrics promoting rape and drug use are unacceptable. NO MORE support for gangster rappers from me, EXCEPT for my man Dr. Dre. I own every album he makes, attend every concert he does within 100 mile radius of me, but NO OTHER RAP ARTISTS will EVER get my support. When Dre goes quadruple platinum and crushes all the other rappers out there, THAT will America rap is DEAD to us!! GO DRE GO!!! Word to mah brotha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
The NFL would be Finnished if people realized they could just listen to this music all day instead of watching the game