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To: nickcarraway

‘cause our electricity comes from ice cream trucks don’t you know. . .


2 posted on 10/07/2017 10:23:43 PM PDT by vladimir998 (Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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To: vladimir998

Right, power comes from ice cream trucks. Doesn’t everyone know that?

Only at the end of the story do we learn that the tree also took out power lines.


4 posted on 10/07/2017 10:27:28 PM PDT by jimtorr
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To: vladimir998

They most likely sell that flavor from the "Dead & Buried" ice cream company called "Cow Power", which probably provided the electric power for the city, till that tree fell on the truck.


       


(Sorry about the reference to the commie "Dead & Buried" ice cream company.)

13 posted on 10/07/2017 10:53:29 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: vladimir998

Maybe it is radioactive ice cream:
http://www.frontpagemag.com/point/259857/ben-jerrys-has-new-radioactive-iranian-ice-cream-daniel-greenfield


15 posted on 10/07/2017 11:27:01 PM PDT by rey
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