escape from HRC saturation;)
1 posted on
09/22/2017 4:50:05 AM PDT by
sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write,An ambulance.' The nurse didn't know how to respond when I answered that question with "the doctor" when filling out the first time patient form.
But, a guy knows he is old when parts of the body that shouldn't be stiff are and the part of the body that should be stiff isn't.
2 posted on
09/22/2017 5:00:12 AM PDT by
Purdue77
(I can't afford a tag line.)
To: sodpoodle
"..The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.."That ain't fat. That's a month's worth of food "preps" I carry with me at all times!! d;^D
3 posted on
09/22/2017 5:01:41 AM PDT by
CopperTop
(Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
To: sodpoodle; sneakers
4 posted on
09/22/2017 5:01:53 AM PDT by
prisoner6
To: sodpoodle
Thank you for sharing! There are a few on there that I’m going to “steal”.
6 posted on
09/22/2017 5:04:06 AM PDT by
2nd amendment mama
(Self Defense is a Basic Human Right!)
To: sodpoodle
Very nice list...
Not the same but I still stay in contact with my best friend since childhood. He sadly became a widower in his early forties...pretty much stayed to himself until his mid-fifties, when he remarried to a wonderful woman who had also been widowed and alone for sometime.
I laughed so hard when he told me how becoming romantic and passionate again at our age is tough on the body...said they would both complain about minor aches, pains, and what felt like they had been in a bike accident some days.
Now he claims jokingly that they are going to coauthor a book on pre-sex excercises for the middle aged.
7 posted on
09/22/2017 5:04:10 AM PDT by
IrishPennant
(Grieving father of my precious Jon Jon...)
To: sodpoodle
You know that you’re getting old when you’re only person anyone knows who can operate a record player.
8 posted on
09/22/2017 5:04:33 AM PDT by
Chainmail
(A simple rule of life: if you can be blamed, you're responsible.)
To: sodpoodle
9 posted on
09/22/2017 5:07:38 AM PDT by
McGavin999
("The press is impotent when it abandons itself to falsehood."Thomas Jefferson)
To: sodpoodle
11 posted on
09/22/2017 5:17:50 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(The New PTSD: PRESIDENT-Trump Stress Disorder - The LSN didnÂ’t make Trump, so they can't break him)
To: sodpoodle
12 posted on
09/22/2017 5:21:28 AM PDT by
Vaduz
(women and children to be impacted the most.)
To: sodpoodle
“I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.”
...your you find it is deflated...
THANKS for sharing this!
14 posted on
09/22/2017 5:22:22 AM PDT by
Susquehanna Patriot
(Do Leftist/Liberals Really Believe That Dissent = Highest Form of Patriotism?)
To: sodpoodle
When people see a cat's litter box they always say, Oh, have you got a cat? Just once I want to say, No, it's for company! "Here's your sign ...."
17 posted on
09/22/2017 5:33:04 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
("What comes after diversity is the grim uniformity of Islam." ~Mark Steyn)
To: sodpoodle
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.AMEN!
18 posted on
09/22/2017 5:33:08 AM PDT by
pgkdan
(The Silent Majority Stands With TRUMP!)
To: sodpoodle
Thank you for the respite from from the stuff we see here and elsewhere everyday.
To: sodpoodle
Love it !! I can remember Pythagoreans Theorem but not were I put my car keys. And my once perfect spelling has flown the coop ! Lord help us oldies but goodies !
20 posted on
09/22/2017 5:40:26 AM PDT by
ghostkatz
(catslivesmatter....all 9 of them)
To: sodpoodle
Oh I walked into a salon and the lady asked me if I would like a haircut. I looked at a replied “no, just the grey ones.” Stunned her for a minute.
24 posted on
09/22/2017 6:37:43 AM PDT by
ex91B10
To: sodpoodle
Ha!
![]( https://i.pinimg.com/736x/8c/17/44/8c1744089002cce86159d86856acfb6d--old-men-hearing-aids.jpg)
25 posted on
09/22/2017 6:43:21 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: sodpoodle
They say your the first sign of getting old is forgetting things. I can’t remember what the second sign was...
To: sodpoodle
It’d easier being a funny old man than a funny young man.
28 posted on
09/22/2017 6:54:57 AM PDT by
kanawa
(Trump Loves a Great Deal)
To: sodpoodle; All
30 posted on
09/22/2017 7:21:45 AM PDT by
musicman
(The future is just a collection of successive nows.)
To: sodpoodle
32 posted on
09/22/2017 7:42:51 AM PDT by
bar sin·is·ter
(Climate Scientology - another example of science fiction morphing into a religious cult)
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