Posted on 09/13/2017 8:46:01 PM PDT by Rebelbase
Denny’s is best known for their signature Grand Slam breakfasts, but that may have just changed...
All eyes are on their fairly new, not so appetizing mascot-type thing that a lot of people think bears a striking resemblance to feces.
Denny's was probably aiming for a friendly sausage as their mascot, but at best we have a face that seems more like it's welcoming us to the bathroom than a restaurant — and some people are straight up calling it a "turd."
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There’s a Huddle House closer to me than the nearest Waffle House but neither one is very far. The Huddle House was built in a truck stop about ten years ago, was actually nice. Fifties diner decor, black and white tile floor, a lot of chrome, clean, well kept, decent service, OK food for a good price particularly for breakfast. The bane of truck stops has crept in though, sketchy lot lizard types hanging around, I don’t even like stopping in over there to go into the convenience store after dark, the people in the lot all look like they want something. Drug dealers would be my guess or prostitutes. Too bad, they wrecked one nearby dining option and business has slipped badly. Waffle House has a rep for being wild with the bar crowd late nights, fights and shootings, but during the day and evening I’ve never seen one get like that, they’re better managed and more on the ball.
I hadn’t heard of them but, it turns out they have a restaurant in the suburbs here. It looks worth trying.
“Dooood”?? LOL! More like a fresh and steaming hot doooodie!
Seriously though, if this gig falls through for him, he may be able to hook up with the NFL.
He could back up Aaron Rodgers.
I think it is Howdy DOODY.
Well after processing for sure.
Back in my high school days some guys used to describe going to the bathroom as snapping off a yard. That slogan underneath kinda fits that description.
"Eat here and this is what your body will produce!"
Denny’s - We’re On The Move!
“Denny’s and your Colon - Partners in Progress!”
Denny’s Breakfast - In & out in no time when you’re in a pinch.
“Denny’s Breakfast - It’s Like Drive Through for Your Butt!”
LOL you win.
“Get Your Morning Going With Our New Exploding Butt Menu!”.
Funny, I was about to throw in the towel when you conceded. I am all out of material, and am scraping the bottom of the Grand Slam bedpan.
At work a guy here calls it "Birthing a coil".
Truth in advertising.
They had grills even back then?
Denny’s breakfast sliders - we do all the work so you don’t have to! Great for busy moms always on the run.
Pushing mud
Pinching a loaf
Launching the chocolate sub
Toilet muskie
Drop a deuce
Dropping the kids off at the pool
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