Posted on 09/05/2017 7:48:12 AM PDT by Lazamataz
I saw the oddest propaganda message from North Korea this morning: "Our Republic already warned them spending a hard time of every minute of their miserable lot while putting their necks into the noose with their own hands to reasonably think and pass correct judgment if they wanted to avoid a fresh blow from us in front of the world."....
.... So I decided to expand on it. Perhaps Glorious Leader Kim will see my work and hire me as Nork's spokesperson!
Starting with their original statement, I shall expand upon it:
Our Republic already warned them spending a hard time of every minute of their miserable lot while putting their necks into the noose with their own hands to reasonably think and pass correct judgment if they wanted to avoid a fresh blow from us in front of the world. They cannot fathom the thourough days of miserable crawling that they have created with their teeth and the scorn of all nations drips down their hair and creates in them a sad mouth of frown and hate. Without mercy we shall crack open ostrich eggs on their unhappy foreheads while the tears of chastity run down their beards. Without any thought to circumspect attrition, and not pretending the fire is blooming in the bush, we cannot help but to call out laughter upon the twisted merchants of propensity to obese. Unfortune with the best of bald angels, there cannot brook no help for the wailing teeth of the mouths that cry aloud, "Oh father, oh leader, for it is sworn upon us and we go out childless and with no cards and no probable ways". Often we warned them to fail to debate our stern chin, and they with their own fingers fumbled the drink of joy against their chests. Fur shall cling to their backs in despair of hunger and without stalwart feelings of melencholy shall we parade over their declining health! The fist of anger is upon them, and they march into the dark clouds with no thought to the rareness of the heaven. There can be no fight against our world, for we catch the fish and dam the river against their well, and we dominate all the rings of fortuitiousness and their infants wither and crumble in the wombs of hoplessness.
Ping
Bkmrk.
I’m looking to become the Next Baghdad Bob.
Pyongyang Laz, that’s me!
Pride is running down my leg at your thoughtfulness words.
That is very clever. It’s funny too. But can you translate that into NK jiberish for Kimmy? Maybe you could send it to Dennis Rodman along with your resume and ask that it be hand delivered to Sir, Corpulent Kim.
“All your base belong to us” would have been more succinct.
Babblefish lives.
LOL!
LOL...well done. It is not easy to generate that horrible, turgid communist “prose.” Your mind wants to create proper English and you have to beat it back to generate near-gibberish. Authentic communist gibberish is the hardest of all.
ROFL
Nice. Thanks Laz. :)
Uh...
...and whereupon with backward pen we put to steel our ink of strong reprise those who would misread the motherland’s fortuitous warning to all who try to remove or frozen finger on the button of destruction caused by the run-on sentence.
Mene mene tekel...wait, you’re that dude?? How aprop...
we shall crack open ostrich eggs on their unhappy foreheadsOuch! Are those hard-boiled ostrich eggs?
Finally, someone gets it.
The debate of whether Kim Jong Fatso is either totally insane or a dangerous but cunning stategist, in my opinion, totally misses what is the reality here.
What we have in North Korea is a cult. Just like Jim Jones and the San Francisco based leftist Peoples Temple cult. But it is even worse than Jim Jones in that Kim Jong Fatso was BORN into this cult from the “Supreme Masters” who were his parents and was raised to believe he is a god.
He is not insane in the sense of a chemical imbalance found in the patients of mental institutions - rather he IS IN FACT mentally imbalanced but in the sense of a cult member and “Supreme Master” of the cult itself, born into the cult and raised to believe he is a god. Like Jim Jones, he WILL take all of his “people” to death - including himself - or will force those who do not want to drink the poisoned kool-aid at rifle point just as what happened in Jonestown.
So I am pretty sure, this cult “leader” who is referred to as the “Glorious Sun God” in NK, THINKS he CAN defeat the United States in a nuclear war, he WILL sooner or later launch a nuclear bomb or H-bomb attack on the US, and in fact he WILL take all of his “people” with him into death and thinks he will go to some communist heaven of some sorts even if he himself is killed - but he thinks he will shelter under the earth, just like Charles Manson preached to his followers, and will survive and then rise from the hole in the earth as the glorious dictator of the world.
I think that is in fact his mind.
So I think war is now inevitable. This cult will cause the death of millions, just as Jim Jones the death of 900+. Both his followers and many inside and outside of Korea. Clinton, Bush, Obama were all enablers. In 1976, the San Francisco Democrats gave Jim Jones the Humanitarian of the Year Award as Jim Jones stood under a large portrait of MLK. Democrat Charles Boswell appointed Jim Jones as Director of the Human Rights Commission, and Democrat SF Mayor Moscone appointed Jim Jones as Housing Commission Chairman. Can you believe that? Believe it, because today there are large numbers of Democrats - especially San Francisco Democrats - who are in fact pro-North Korea and see Kim Jong Fatso as their new NeverTrump hero.
San Francisco Democrats were for a long time a cult.
Today it seems the entire Democratic Party is a cult.
The cult “Supreme Master” Kim Jong-un absolutely is going to start a nuclear war. I think it will happen.
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