No poop deck?
In the interest of accommodating minorities, I have a proposal. M*slims are the most oppressed and misunderstood minority. M*slims install toilets in such a way that the user does NOT face Mecca while eliminating.
The ship at sea will always be going in different directions, and the latrine user will be facing in different directions at different times, and thus it will sometimes be a grave offense for M*slims to use the can, and sometimes not. To eliminate the possibility of the M*slim going to hell and not having his 72 virgins, here is a solution.
Make use of the gyroscope and the GPS to establish firmly the direction of Mecca at all times. The bathrooms would be installed on a plane having the ability to rotate. The toilets would be swung around, depending on what direction the ship is facing. This way the users would be assured that their piddling or pooping would not be wafting in the direction of Mecca, and could rest assured that they would get their virgins.
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Space is space...Why put in a single function bowl when you can install a dual function bowl in the same space. Duh...
Easy fix. Just bring back the poop deck.
Submarines have no latrines
The men wear leather britches.
They hang their tails out o’r the rails
And yell like sons a’ britches.
Once again, the 99.999% have to bow to the .001%.
This has been on the works a long time.
The USS Ranger (CV-61) had a urinal on the flight deck, hanging on the side of the island. A sign over it read, “DO NOT USE IN PORT.”
The side and fantail of a ship make a pretty good relief station...for men.
If it’s convenience you want, just have the sailors pee off the deck…or would that be too gender specific for the new pansy Navy?
the sinks are made of carbon composite instead of steel. Pinterest.com
(Women are only about 18% of the Navy.)
That isn’t exactly the percentage of women on a deployed ship. I think that stat is “hush hush”.
That ain't a bathroom, it's a HEAD. That ain't a wall, it's a BULKHEAD. That ain't a stairway, it's a LADDER. That ain't a room, it's a COMPARTMENT. That ain't a floor, it's a DECK. That ain't a ceiling, it's an OVERHEAD. That ain't a hallway, it's a PASSAGEWAY. That ain't a candy store, it's a GEDUNK.
If I hear you screw up our ship's terms again, I'm gonna throw you out that little round window over there!
I’ll bet the Admiral’s head will have one if he wants it.