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Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis
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 | Alex Lindor
Posted on 07/06/2017 7:44:28 AM PDT by irish guard
Based on the size of the wrench, I don't think his last name was Hung
Was he trying to loosen a nut or is he just Hard Up???
Have at it FreeRepublic
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bellcurve; napl
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To: irish guard
    He obviously had a screw loose. And he was nuts.
 
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posted on 
07/06/2017 9:34:26 AM PDT
by 
IronJack
 
To: Responsibility2nd
    And always remember to wear your SAFETY glasses!
 
82
posted on 
07/06/2017 10:06:27 AM PDT
by 
beelzepug
(Anybody I attack may rest assured it's personal!)
 
To: irish guard
83
posted on 
07/06/2017 10:07:23 AM PDT
by 
Godzilla
( I just love the smell of COVFEFE in the morning . . . . .)
 
To: LibWhacker
    14mm ... explains why he’s 37 and single
 
84
posted on 
07/06/2017 10:19:41 AM PDT
by 
Mr. K
(***THERE IS NO CONSEQUENCE OF REPEALING OBAMACARE THAT IS WORSE THAN OBAMACARE ITSELF***)
 
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
85
posted on 
07/06/2017 10:20:30 AM PDT
by 
RW_Whacko
(RW_WHACKO)
 
To: irish guard
    I’m betting it was a power lug wrench like they use in NASCAR. Gets it off in .2 seconds
 
86
posted on 
07/06/2017 10:50:52 AM PDT
by 
wildbill
(If you check behind the shower curtain for a slasher, and find one.... what's your plan?)
 
To: irish guard
    
 Yeah, I've had that problem myself.
 
To: irish guard
    Woo. His Chinese Junk was turning blue... 
 
88
posted on 
07/06/2017 10:57:46 AM PDT
by 
EinNYC
 
To: irish guard; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
    If the wrench stays on longer than 4 hours, seek medical help.
DANG!
 
89
posted on 
07/06/2017 11:02:01 AM PDT
by 
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(April 2006 Message from Dan http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
 
To: Daffynition
    If the wench stays on longer than 4 hours, seek attention from Jerry Springer.
 
90
posted on 
07/06/2017 11:03:42 AM PDT
by 
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(April 2006 Message from Dan http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
 
To: LibWhacker
    ...so let’s see...didn’t Paula Jones refer to Bill Clinton as ‘two bits’?
 
91
posted on 
07/06/2017 11:11:14 AM PDT
by 
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
 
To: Billthedrill
    Now, that’s a man right there! All his women go away either satisfied or split in two like a wishbone!
 
92
posted on 
07/06/2017 11:11:49 AM PDT
by 
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(April 2006 Message from Dan http://www.dansimmons.com/news/message/2006_04.htm)
 
To: irish guard
    Call Rabbi Tuckman! 
 
93
posted on 
07/06/2017 11:19:17 AM PDT
by 
COBOL2Java
(RuPaul and Yertle - our illustrious Republican leaders up the Hill - God help us!)
 
To: oldvirginian
94
posted on 
07/06/2017 11:42:55 AM PDT
by 
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The LSN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
 
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
95
posted on 
07/06/2017 11:47:12 AM PDT
by 
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The LSN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
 
To: Slicksadick
    14mm box end wrench? This guy’s hung like a hamster.
So to speak.
 
96
posted on 
07/06/2017 1:28:47 PM PDT
by 
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
 
To: JoeProBono
    14mm? The stories about Chinese mens sizes are true...
 
97
posted on 
07/06/2017 1:30:52 PM PDT
by 
Neidermeyer
(Show me a peaceful Muslim and I will show you a heretic to the Koran.)
 
To: irish guard
    Bump for later, this should be good.
14mm eh?
 
98
posted on 
07/06/2017 1:40:42 PM PDT
by 
Springman
(Rest In Peace YaYa123,  Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
 
To: irish guard
    
 Let me let you in on a little secret. He dates a mosquito.
 
99
posted on 
07/06/2017 2:55:10 PM PDT
by 
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
 
To: irish guard; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
    What a tool!
 
100
posted on 
07/06/2017 3:14:54 PM PDT
by 
Slings and Arrows
(My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
 
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