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Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis
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| Alex Lindor
Posted on 07/06/2017 7:44:28 AM PDT by irish guard
Based on the size of the wrench, I don't think his last name was Hung
Was he trying to loosen a nut or is he just Hard Up???
Have at it FreeRepublic
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bellcurve; napl
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To: irish guard
Is there a special wrench that's used on...
... Chinese Junk?
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:53:38 AM PDT
by
TruthShallSetYouFree
(I enjoy vodka, caviar, and salads with Russian dressing. Investigate me.)
To: irish guard
“Yea we get that alot here...”
From Big Bang Theory.
LOL
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:54:06 AM PDT
by
Zathras
To: irish guard
Title does not match the linked article, which when read correctly, hurts even more to read:
Man gets penis stuck in wrench for 17 hours, dentists delicately drill it off
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:54:15 AM PDT
by
treetopsandroofs
(Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
To: MarchonDC09122009
To: irish guard
I see dentists were involved in the medical care.
Somehow, I feel we are not getting the whole story.
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:55:13 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
To: irish guard
What went wrong when Wang wanked with wrench?
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:56:00 AM PDT
by
ISonnet
To: irish guard
Like none of us had this happe-
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:56:11 AM PDT
by
longfellow
(Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
Probably a RIGID brand tool. Remember the 1950s calendar motto seen in all the gas stations of the pretty girls straddling the tools....
“A girl wants something RIGID between her legs.”
This reminds me of the old book EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX (BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK) in which doctors mentioned some men would stick their you know what into a bottle, then couldn’t get it out. The Dr would do what the man was afraid to do, break the bottle.
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:56:43 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: treetopsandroofs
I suppose that’s one way to get it off.
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
“A Box Wrench?”
Personally, I prefer a deep, 12-point, impact suckit wench.
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:58:08 AM PDT
by
moovova
To: irish guard
Chinese Man Gets Wrench Stuck on Penis Ouch! I hate when that happens. Many of us here have had the same experience and can sympathize with this poor fellow.
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posted on
07/06/2017 7:59:09 AM PDT
by
Blennos
( As)
To: irish guard
I see the problem there...
To: irish guard
“Docter, I have wang stuck on wench!”
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:00:24 AM PDT
by
Fido969
(IN!)
To: longfellow
Know what you mean...
To: irish guard
Metric 14 is a 9/16” equivalent. Dude has bigger (or smaller) problems than this visit to the hospital...
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:00:37 AM PDT
by
Slicksadick
(We accept the love we think we deserve.)
To: irish guard
So? Oh sorry should have put on my reading glasses I thought it was a wench not a wrench! What a difference one letter makes!!
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:01:31 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: Lazamataz
“I see dentists were involved in the medical care.”
They billed it out as a root canal.
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:01:46 AM PDT
by
Stormdog
(A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
To: irish guard
NO! I said “wench”, not “wrench”!
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:01:50 AM PDT
by
P8riot
(I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
To: irish guard
NO! I said “wench”, not “wrench”!
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posted on
07/06/2017 8:01:57 AM PDT
by
P8riot
(I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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