It's a Dog Eat Dude World.
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To: Timpanagos1
as long as he waits till i died he can have what ever he wants
2 posted on
06/25/2017 3:45:41 PM PDT by
al baby
(May the Forceps be with you Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
To: Timpanagos1
As Rodney Dangerfield would say..................
“It’s a Dog Eat Dog World and I’m Wearing Milk-Bone Underwear!”
3 posted on
06/25/2017 3:46:11 PM PDT by
eyedigress
((Old storm chaser from the west))
To: Timpanagos1
Wouldn’t all you dog owners want your dog to eat you?
(Rather than have Rover starve?)
4 posted on
06/25/2017 3:46:47 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Timpanagos1
Both my dogs are under 25lbs. I weigh a bit over 300lbs. I’d pay money to see that.
5 posted on
06/25/2017 3:47:45 PM PDT by
2ndDivisionVet
(You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
To: Timpanagos1
Not if I eat him first. I lost my first dog after I bought Spot remover. Haven’t seen him since.
6 posted on
06/25/2017 3:48:08 PM PDT by
BipolarBob
(Rehab is for quitters.)
To: Timpanagos1
You’re a real dog lover, I can tell.
8 posted on
06/25/2017 3:50:11 PM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Timpanagos1
What they don't tell you is that the dog wrote the suicide note, show his owner, put the gun back in his hand and then ate him.
10 posted on
06/25/2017 3:50:55 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
To: Timpanagos1
YESSSSS they will do that , happened to a recluse neighbor of my daughters, guess they got hungry had been several days, quite a ugly scene,
To: Timpanagos1
“On the way to an animal sanctuary, the dog vomited some of its owners tissue, including skin with still-recognizable beard hair.”
It’s tough when even the taste of you makes your dog puke.
To: Timpanagos1
Some of the patterns are surprising, and they open up fascinating questions about why pets might be motivated to eat the dead.The are hungry ???
I know my dogs will not leave me alone until I feed them their afternoon snack when I get home...
If I knelled over before I feed them...I'm sure "daddy" looks good to eat would be on their mind...
13 posted on
06/25/2017 3:52:44 PM PDT by
Popman
To: Timpanagos1
A 31-year-old man had retired for the evening to the converted garden shed behind his mothers house, where he lived with his German shepherd. Around 8:15 p.m., neighbors heard a gunshot from the direction of the shed. So did the dog shoot him?
Must've been very hungry.
To: Timpanagos1
Far worse meals at the drive thru lane
20 posted on
06/25/2017 3:58:38 PM PDT by
faithhopecharity
("Politicans are not born, they're excreted." -- Marcus Tillius Cicero)
To: Timpanagos1
I can tell you that I have two dogs a shitzu mix and Pomeranian.... the shitzu is real smart and would be able to fend for himself. he would probably not eat me. my Pomeranian I have no doubt would be snacking on my corpse with in two days.
27 posted on
06/25/2017 4:06:53 PM PDT by
PCPOET7
(in)
To: Timpanagos1
I can tell you that I have two dogs a shitzu mix and Pomeranian.... the shitzu is real smart and would be able to fend for himself. he would probably not eat me. my Pomeranian I have no doubt would be snacking on my corpse with in two days.
28 posted on
06/25/2017 4:06:55 PM PDT by
PCPOET7
(in)
To: Timpanagos1
29 posted on
06/25/2017 4:07:41 PM PDT by
BOOHA
To: Timpanagos1
34 posted on
06/25/2017 4:16:59 PM PDT by
o-n-money
(We should rename California to Newer Mexico.)
To: Timpanagos1
I wonder how many mistaken cases there are when they find the dead owner has been ‘mauled’ by the pet. Perhaps the owner died and then the pet starts to eat on them.
35 posted on
06/25/2017 4:18:05 PM PDT by
tflabo
To: Timpanagos1
There was an epi of the X-Files that had this as a brief and humorous story thread.
And points to the writers for off'ing the dog (that Scully took in) in the next/future epi by having it eaten by an "Ogopogo" creature.
To: Timpanagos1
We had a goat I had purchased to eat weeds on.l my property. Trouble is he liked eating everything but the weeds. My youngest daughter had grown attached and was concerned when it came time for the BBQ. I told her, that it was all part of the circle of life. That we honor the goats sacrifice by partaking of his flesh, and by doing so he would forever be a part of us.
Maybe it’s the dog’s way of doing the same.
38 posted on
06/25/2017 4:28:56 PM PDT by
semaj
(Audentes fortuna juvat: Fortune favors the bold. Be Bold FRiends.)
To: Timpanagos1
If the door is left open on its cage, even a starving parakeet will peck the eyes out of its dead owners head just to stay alive.........
And don't even get me started on what hamsters will do........
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