[BenLurkin]

Wouldn’t all you dog owners want your dog to eat you?

(Rather than have Rover starve?)

[Sasparilla]

....Wouldn’t all you dog owners want your dog to eat you?

(Rather than have Rover starve?..

Then what happens to your dog? Put up for adoption with a record of eating human remains?

[chrisinoc]

Saxon opted to eat the adopter’s candy bars rather than the adopter. The coroner estimated the adopter died of a heart attack a week earlier.

http://www.gsroc.org/dogs/saxon-3/

[alloysteel]

Nor so sure that a dog, even if starving, would eat the dead body, but cats would.

If the rats don’t get there first.