Well, Appleby’s sucks and BWW isn’t much better so that’s okay by me. I’m not sure you can put all this on Millenials though. They’re still living in their parents’ basements, last I heard - splitting time with their divorced parents. Can’t imagine they have much disposable income with the debts Obama saddled them with.
Actually it doesn’t bug me at all.
They are a part of the market and if that is the result, so be it.
I know of no one who will mourn Applebees. I never even understood who would go there in the first place, except as a “let’s meet at” once in a while.
Let the market decide!
That does describe American beers dead on.
I thought millennials we still trying to pay off their student loans on worthless liberal arts degrees. How could they wipe out the diamond market?
Maybe the next generation will obliterate Starbucks.
Well, we Boomers took out Target.
I’m an old fart, over the hill, and I prefer bar soap. Tried that liquid body wash stuff. Didn’t like fiddling with the bottle. Grab the bar, lather up, put it down. Real men don’t drop the soap. And yes, I’ve heard all the double entendres about THAT, too.
Just another excuse of the lazy slobs: “We aren’t lazy slobs, we’re helping!”
Yeah, right, lazy slobs.
They have no idea how to take care of themselves once their elderly parents die off.
It’s the free market. What a concept!
““Healthy food makes millennials happy. They push to eat healthier, more eco-friendly foods.””
Apparently I work with millennials that are non-millennials - because their eating habits are the most junk-food crap I have ever seen!
“We prefer lathering up with liquid because it doesn’t get weird and soggy and slip out of your hands constantly.”
Odd. I’ve used bar soap for decades. Cheap, effective and no, it doesn’t leap out of my hands - it’s DEAD, Jim!
“Meanwhile, it’s become a cliché for baby boomers to malign millennials for consuming too much avocado toast. Which means ... baby boomers are mad because we’re enthusiastically eating fresh vegetables on whole grain breads?”
Ah, the high-carb, low-protein diet pushed by the government. Maybe some of us just realize bacon tastes better and allows one to work without feeling weak...but then, I guess that suggests someone should be familiar with manual labor.
“Trust me, the first food chain that invests in a latte artist who can carve our own faces into coffee foam is going to make a fortune.”
Yes...foo-foo kids who want their coffee to look like a “selfie”, because thinking about themselves takes up all their time. But then...coffee doesn’t foam. Not unless you pay $6 of your parent’s money to buy politically correct coffee - from a business who loves every liberal cause.
Just bless her heart
By refusing to pay for decent music, they morphed it into a pornographic side show - offensive to eye and ear.
“...to the diamond industry...”
Applause! Applause! Applause!
Got no complaints about that one.
Body Wash is retarded. Just sayin’.
The major brewers have bought or created their own microbrew brands. Big beer is not crying over less market share for Budweiser.
I suspected they had SOME redeeming features.
Die, Budweiser, die! Long live coffee!
I'll hang on to my bar soap (with no difficulty), but if you need to keep rereading the Dr. Bronner's label, you go right ahead.
BWW half-price Tuesday is about the best price possible on chicken wings I’ve seen in over a decade...and these are big wings too!
I like Coors Extra Gold. And when the 30 pack is on sale it is far more affordable than any of those craft beers. Just saying, Coors is a corporation that is dear to my sense of happiness.
Diamonds are the second-longest-running hoax of our time, after “school.”