Here’s an idea, ACCCHHHHmed. One of the great things about the American way is when you’re stuck with lemons, there’s a golden opportunity to make lemonade. Instead of wasting time and $$$ bitching and moaning and litigating why not partner up with your pal RaCCCHHHHeem and open your own halal compliant pizza joint? I grew up near the Hasidic areas of Monsey and New Square and that’s what some Orthodox Jewish entrepreneurs did, open a couple of Kosher pizza places, and Chinese take outs. These places have been thriving for over 45 years and are actually pretty good. But given the unholy alliance of Marxism and Islam I suppose capitalism isn’t very....halal.
That’s exactly what I thought. Guy needs to learn how to cook.