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Man climbing out of car shoots himself in the penis
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Posted on 05/12/2017 5:17:27 PM PDT by umgud
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To: Trod Upon
Just goes to show that packing a frightened turtle isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:39:43 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: umgud
Paramedics found matching holes in his penis and thigh. And if it wasn't a matching hole would they be looking for a second gunman on the grassy knoll?
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posted on
05/12/2017 5:40:38 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(a government contract becomes virtually a substitute for intellectual curiosity - Pres. Eisenhower)
To: umgud
And now he has a tinis....
43
posted on
05/12/2017 5:42:42 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: SkyPilot; SaveFerris
Muslim male circumcision ping...
To: glorgau
Holy Toledo?
Leaky Lenny?
45
posted on
05/12/2017 5:48:19 PM PDT
by
DUMBGRUNT
(GO TRUMP!)
To: umgud
46
posted on
05/12/2017 5:48:34 PM PDT
by
Canedawg
(from FUBO to MAGA!)
To: umgud
Ok ok, so it's only an "honorable mention" but how often do the Darwin Awards take aim so directly at someone's reproductive ability:
47
posted on
05/12/2017 5:49:34 PM PDT
by
Enchante
(Searching throughout the country for one honest Democrat....)
To: umgud
48
posted on
05/12/2017 5:49:57 PM PDT
by
GnuThere
To: Seruzawa
I bet it was a Glock.....
49
posted on
05/12/2017 5:50:00 PM PDT
by
matthew fuller
(The first amendment does NOT legalize the right to riot.)
To: umgud
Ahh... MALE GENITAL MUTILATION.
50
posted on
05/12/2017 5:57:31 PM PDT
by
House Atreides
(Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison)
To: umgud
Sigh... people always going off half-cocked...
51
posted on
05/12/2017 6:00:01 PM PDT
by
Ronin
(Blackface or bolt-ons, it's the same fraud. - Norm Lenhart)
To: matthew fuller
It’s ALWAYS a glock, and it’s always in a sh@tty nylon universal holster.
I am so sick of the open carry idiots in my area. I love the fact that they open carry - but they carry utter garbage.
Hipoints in uncle mikes walmart nylons. Just don’t even bother. The kinda people who drink their own bathwater.
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posted on
05/12/2017 6:00:14 PM PDT
by
Celerity
To: umgud
Ya know what you call a guy that appendix carries?
A gelding
Here’s proof
53
posted on
05/12/2017 6:04:31 PM PDT
by
5Madman2
(Practicing random acts of Douchebaggery whenever possible)
To: AndyJackson
Don't ever do that again. Ever. On a threat that I would be arrested for if I uttered it. I fell into that thread, and almost died laughing before I managed to crawl back out. Must be the record for the funniest thread ever on FR. Can't believe I missed it before
Sadly, many of the older links are now broken. 4000+ posts of cringe-worthy material! A true classic.
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posted on
05/12/2017 6:04:45 PM PDT
by
dfwright
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left (Eccl. 10:2, NIV))
To: Hot Tabasco
I’m sure I’m not...
How about You?
55
posted on
05/12/2017 6:10:34 PM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
To: matthew fuller
Wonder if he was wearing a palexico Burris t shirt.
56
posted on
05/12/2017 6:13:19 PM PDT
by
Mouton
(We have the best elected governments that money can buy)
To: 5Madman2
I was hoping for some funny responses. I didn’t realize I’d get this many. 54 and not one serious reply. (he he)
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posted on
05/12/2017 6:13:24 PM PDT
by
umgud
To: matthew fuller
"I bet it was a Glock....." I'm thinking "Pee" shooter.
58
posted on
05/12/2017 6:16:14 PM PDT
by
crazy scenario
(We can't take you anywhere)
To: GreenHornet
It’s a Blackhawk Serpa holster for my SIG. Superb retention and perfect access.
59
posted on
05/12/2017 6:18:28 PM PDT
by
Noumenon
("Only the dead have seen an end to war.")
To: umgud
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posted on
05/12/2017 6:23:06 PM PDT
by
pigsmith
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