Man climbing out of car shoots himself in the penis

Autoblog ^ | 5/9/17 | na

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A man in Toledo, Ohio, learned a lesson in handgun safety over the weekend when his weapon discharged while he was climbing out of his car, shooting him in the penis.

WTOL-TV reports that police responded to a call after someone heard Murad Hamedallah screaming that he had been shot. They found him on the ground outside the car near a trash can, and they found a bullet hole in the driver's seat of his car. Paramedics found matching holes in his penis and thigh.

[gov_bean_ counter]

So he and his significant other will literally be able to make beautiful music together...

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Thanks!

[Georgia Girl 2]

Crotch carry. Don’t be that guy. :-)

[fella]

No 72 virgins for you.

[Covenantor]

In’shallah Murad, In’shallah

Allah in his infinity mercy allowed you to live so that you might repent of your sinful ways...and to provide much mirth and mountains of ROTFLMAO comments on the interwebz.

[TXnMA]

Darwin Award?

He may have, indeed, Removed himself from the gene pool for purposes of procreation..."

[sheik yerbouty]

Almost sounds like a weird variant of premature jihadulation!