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5 posted on 05/07/2017 5:59:28 PM PDT by ArcadeQuarters ("Immigration Reform" is ballot stuffing)
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To: BinaryBoy

Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?


10 posted on 05/07/2017 6:49:24 PM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (Parroting fake news is highly profitable for some.)
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To: BinaryBoy

Ironic that the sign directly in front of his face reads “keep right”.


12 posted on 05/07/2017 8:10:17 PM PDT by Carthego delenda est
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To: BinaryBoy
Well, to be honest, he really doesn't seem too happy to see *anyone*.

So that leaves....

13 posted on 05/07/2017 9:36:57 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: BinaryBoy

From behind, grasp the bottom hem of his jacket on each side in each hand, and pull it swiftly and firmly upward to temporarily entangle the head and arms; essentially creating an impromptu sack out of the subject’s own garment. Whatever is in the pockets is now captured, as the target mentally shifts gears then struggles to right the disposition of the garment. BEST OUTCOME is to get the entire hem gathered into one hand above the head, and secure it with a zip-tie before the subject can successfully react to counter or evade. Two-on-one substantially improves the odds of success, as the second can harass the target while the first secures the garment in the desired position. Oddly old school tickling is enormously effective on most subjects.

Application of spray paint or permanent dye (for subsequent identification) to the torso at this juncture is optional, but does promote vexing, near-future “WTF is THAT!?” inquiries from roommates, spouses, siblings, parents, etc.


14 posted on 05/07/2017 9:48:20 PM PDT by HKMk23 (You ask how to fight an idea? Well, I'll tell you how: with another idea!)
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