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I do not think I want Nancy Pelosi to have a brain.
1 posted on 04/28/2017 4:00:17 PM PDT by ColdOne
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2 posted on 04/28/2017 4:05:20 PM PDT by McGruff (The terrorists have elected to receive.)
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Tell me how they are going to re-connect the medulla to the spinal cord in 3 years?


3 posted on 04/28/2017 4:08:48 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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‘Donor’ bodies...

Who is going to be in charge of ‘encouraging’ people to donate?


4 posted on 04/28/2017 4:09:37 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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No they won’t.


5 posted on 04/28/2017 4:13:19 PM PDT by beethovenfan (I always try to maximize my carbon footprint.)
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How the 666 will arise!/s


6 posted on 04/28/2017 4:13:58 PM PDT by Dallas59 (Only a fool stumbles on things behind him.)
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I think “Donor Bodies” should be our new name for the typical brain dead liberal. Plenty of space upstairs and some of them are even organically raised!!!!


9 posted on 04/28/2017 4:16:06 PM PDT by GraceG ("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, that it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
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When a body is frozen, every cell is destroyed as the ice crystalizes and expands through the cell walls. How do you repair them all?


11 posted on 04/28/2017 4:21:59 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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This is the “brain transplant” horsesh!t with a different name, and equally stupid.


12 posted on 04/28/2017 4:22:59 PM PDT by I want the USA back (Cleverly destroying leftist idols with great gusto.)
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I think you could remove her brain, tiny as it is, and just leave it sitting on the table until 2020 and re-insert it in a donor body and she would be smarter than before.


13 posted on 04/28/2017 4:26:59 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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Frozen brains will be 'woken up' and placed in donor bodies by 2020

Riiiiiight! And Florida will be underwater by then too.

15 posted on 04/28/2017 4:34:52 PM PDT by libertylover (In 2016 small-town America got tired of being governed by people who don't know a boy from a girl.)
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Medicine and science are not even remotely close to this happening.

Before this, there will be a solid method for reestablishing broken spinal nerve connections...and of course, though unrelated, a cure for male pattern baldness (more money in the baldness cure, of course).;-)

That said, we might awaken some frozen brains, but they will exist in chemical solutions and communicate through electron detectors and be translated by computers.

17 posted on 04/28/2017 4:57:51 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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Surgeons are generally liars and bullshitters.

Legends in their own minds.

The fact that this guy says that there will be head transplants in 36 months comes as absolutely no surprise to me. It is by no means the biggest and most ridiculous of lies I have heard come out of a straight-faced surgeon. Not even close.

BTW 36 months LOL I won't even have my car paid off by then.

18 posted on 04/28/2017 5:04:16 PM PDT by caddie
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Read up on “Locked in Syndrome” and think about it. Rod Serling sh*t, right there.


19 posted on 04/28/2017 5:05:30 PM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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John and Tony approve.


20 posted on 04/28/2017 5:38:21 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Some people consider government to be a necessary evil, others their personal Ponzi scheme.)
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Larry Niven’s “Arm” stories to place in a world where executions were common to feed the organ banks. In one story, the policeman was investigating a 20-something heir that went missing for a while and his sister was brain damaged beyond a coma state. They were trying to figure out what happened, as well as reasons why.
One bad guy did a brain transplant into the kid’s body, taking over his life, but brain wiped the sister so she wouldn’t notice. (No other family to see the change.) The thought of doing a brain transplant hadn’t occurred to anyone because of the value of a dead body as a donor - it could save or extend a dozen lives or more, so no one even considered it.
In this case, you don’t just lose out on the organ donations with the brain transplant, but the odds of success are essentially zero.


21 posted on 04/28/2017 5:38:57 PM PDT by tbw2
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I once considered writing a script for a horror movie in which the brain if Sen. Robert M. La Follette, Sr. is discovered in a lab at the University of Wisconsin at Madison and then transplanted into the head of a baboon as part of an experiment. However, the baboon decides to run for president as a Progressive. Efforts to disqualify him fail, and as he builds a formidable lead in the polls, his march to the White House appears to be unstoppable.

The movie could be called Experiment in Terror, but that title has already been taken.

22 posted on 04/28/2017 5:44:41 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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I can see one major problem.

You cannot ask the brain what gender it self designates as.

If you pick the wrong gender donor body, you could be sued.

Would you have to take it back out and switch to correct body?

Or, do a Brucie, with an additional cost.

And, will the new CA single payer cover this????


23 posted on 04/28/2017 5:52:07 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob (Brought to you from Turtle Island, otherwise known as 'So-Called North America')
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26 posted on 04/28/2017 7:06:21 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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“Professor Sergio Canavero”

he’s not that Eyetalian cold fusion Prof too is he? Or is this guy a different Eyetalian con artist “Perfessor”?


29 posted on 04/28/2017 9:04:25 PM PDT by catnipman ( Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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As for the Chinese participants... I think Unit 731 ‘got to their heads’... >.<


30 posted on 04/28/2017 11:26:55 PM PDT by Bikkuri
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