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"That's one small step for duck penises, one giant leap for... oh, never mind..."
1 posted on 04/21/2017 8:10:36 AM PDT by pabianice
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Ahh ... so he’s moved on to bigger things.


2 posted on 04/21/2017 8:12:33 AM PDT by House Atreides (Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison.)
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Explains why the walk funny.


3 posted on 04/21/2017 8:12:35 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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...Holy cow,... “Oh wow. Oh my goodness. It’s enormous...

What a joke setup..


4 posted on 04/21/2017 8:12:57 AM PDT by Sasparilla ( I'm Not tired of Winning)
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this time one from an orca whale that was just delivered from Sea World to her lab.

man, that's going to be one REALLY angry Orca when he finds out what happened.

5 posted on 04/21/2017 8:13:11 AM PDT by wbill
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$384,949 from the National Science Foundation, a grant that was funded through the 2009 stimulus package

Man, that trillion dollar boondoggle just keeps coming back around, doesn't it?

9 posted on 04/21/2017 8:14:52 AM PDT by wbill
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Given the peculiarities, I’d think she’d go on to duck vaginas but penises seem to be her thing. That’s oddly refreshing.


11 posted on 04/21/2017 8:15:44 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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There was a grant for $1,000,000.00 to some guy a few years back to study the mating habits of the African Tree Frog...
His conclusion after a year of exhaustive study:

They exist...Therefor, they do.....


13 posted on 04/21/2017 8:18:16 AM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
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Her duck research is pretty interesting.


15 posted on 04/21/2017 8:20:32 AM PDT by Williams (Stop tolerating the intolerant.)
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Why are we wasting money on these ridiculous “studies”?


16 posted on 04/21/2017 8:21:05 AM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents - Know Islam, No Peace -No Islam, Know Peace)
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She must have enjoyed "Young Frankenstein"


19 posted on 04/21/2017 8:25:15 AM PDT by COBOL2Java ("Game over, man, game over!" (my advice to DemocRATs))
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It should be Dr. Richard Head doing this research.


22 posted on 04/21/2017 8:28:33 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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Taxpayer-Funded Duck Penis Researcher Now Studying Whale Penises

Was this study instigated by the former gay occupant of the oval office?

25 posted on 04/21/2017 8:34:15 AM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves Victim of this, victim of that ... Get Over It)
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What a bunch of dorks.


27 posted on 04/21/2017 8:37:17 AM PDT by rlmorel (President Donald J. Trump ... Making Liberal Heads Explode, 140 Characters at a Time)
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Everyone seems to have missed this one: "...a grant that was funded through the 2009 stimulus package..."

My outrage encompasses the things that damned 2009 stimulus package was applied to, but applying a stimulus package to duck and whale penises...

Only trying to be part funny, and part not. Every time I see one of those signs about the "Reinvestment and Recovery Act" my blood pressure spikes.

28 posted on 04/21/2017 8:40:47 AM PDT by rlmorel (President Donald J. Trump ... Making Liberal Heads Explode, 140 Characters at a Time)
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I guess dorks attract.


30 posted on 04/21/2017 8:43:55 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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"Holy cow," Brennan said when the penis first arrived. "Oh wow. Oh my goodness. It's enormous!"

Someone introduce her to Dirk Diggler!
31 posted on 04/21/2017 8:44:31 AM PDT by Enchante (Libtards are enemies of true civilization!)
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers.
A peck of pickled peckers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers,
Where’s the peck of pickled peckers that Peter Piper picked?


32 posted on 04/21/2017 8:49:41 AM PDT by tophat9000 (Tophat9000)
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What was the preachers favorite pick-up line?
Hey baby want to come back and see my giant pipe organ?


34 posted on 04/21/2017 8:55:05 AM PDT by tophat9000 (Tophat9000)
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Herman Melville beat him to it.


35 posted on 04/21/2017 8:56:26 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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I hope that the Twinkie whale didn’t die after his sex change operation!


37 posted on 04/21/2017 9:17:12 AM PDT by Noob1999 (For)
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