[Lurkinanloomin]

Why are we wasting money on these ridiculous “studies”?

[Scrambler Bob]

Why are we wasting money on these ridiculous “studies”?
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To produce “Settled Science”.

So we can then tell Kindergartners all about corkscrew penises.

[tumblindice]

No money for border security, but we can find tax dollars for this zoophilous voyeur to rhapsodize over enormous cork-screwed sea creature phalluses.

Phalli? Oh grammar Nazi ... your attention is required on a matter of prurient bestiality nomenclature.