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Taxpayer-Funded Duck Penis Researcher Now Studying Whale Penises
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| 4/22/17
| Harrington
Posted on 04/21/2017 8:10:36 AM PDT by pabianice
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"That's one small step for duck penises, one giant leap for... oh, never mind..."
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posted on
04/21/2017 8:10:36 AM PDT
by
pabianice
To: pabianice
Ahh ... so he’s moved on to bigger things.
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posted on
04/21/2017 8:12:33 AM PDT
by
House Atreides
(Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison.)
To: pabianice
Explains why the walk funny.
To: pabianice
...Holy cow,... “Oh wow. Oh my goodness. It’s enormous...
What a joke setup..
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posted on
04/21/2017 8:12:57 AM PDT
by
Sasparilla
( I'm Not tired of Winning)
To: pabianice
this time one from an orca whale that was just delivered from Sea World to her lab.man, that's going to be one REALLY angry Orca when he finds out what happened.
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posted on
04/21/2017 8:13:11 AM PDT
by
wbill
To: House Atreides
Correction: SHE’s moved on to bigger things.
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posted on
04/21/2017 8:13:38 AM PDT
by
House Atreides
(Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison.)
To: Sacajaweau
“Holy cow,” Brennan said when the penis first arrived. “Oh wow. Oh my goodness. It’s enormous!”
This could easily have been said in a pornographic movie. Just saying...............
I know, the subject is not human organs, but, I made a quantum leap from organs of the animal world to humans.........
I heard that once on her way to work she blew a seal
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posted on
04/21/2017 8:14:43 AM PDT
by
dsrtsage
(One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%fe)
To: pabianice
$384,949 from the National Science Foundation, a grant that was funded through the 2009 stimulus package Man, that trillion dollar boondoggle just keeps coming back around, doesn't it?
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posted on
04/21/2017 8:14:52 AM PDT
by
wbill
To: dsrtsage
Naw, just ate some ice cream.
L
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posted on
04/21/2017 8:15:34 AM PDT
by
Lurker
(America burned the witch.)
To: pabianice
Given the peculiarities, I’d think she’d go on to duck vaginas but penises seem to be her thing. That’s oddly refreshing.
To: wbill
That’s quite a stimulus program.
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posted on
04/21/2017 8:17:59 AM PDT
by
Williams
(Stop tolerating the intolerant.)
To: pabianice
There was a grant for $1,000,000.00 to some guy a few years back to study the mating habits of the African Tree Frog...
His conclusion after a year of exhaustive study:
They exist...Therefor, they do.....
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posted on
04/21/2017 8:18:16 AM PDT
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
To: Dilbert San Diego
Just saying..............." Dear Penthouse. I know that usually this only happens to the OTHER sperm whales, but when a hot young whale researcher invited me back to her lab for some "experiments", I knew that I was in for a long evening....."
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posted on
04/21/2017 8:20:25 AM PDT
by
wbill
To: pabianice
Her duck research is pretty interesting.
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posted on
04/21/2017 8:20:32 AM PDT
by
Williams
(Stop tolerating the intolerant.)
To: pabianice
Why are we wasting money on these ridiculous “studies”?
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posted on
04/21/2017 8:21:05 AM PDT
by
Lurkinanloomin
(Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here Of Citizen Parents - Know Islam, No Peace -No Islam, Know Peace)
To: RegulatorCountry
According to the article she did also study the female ducks.
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posted on
04/21/2017 8:22:02 AM PDT
by
Williams
(Stop tolerating the intolerant.)
To: Williams
An etymologist should take up the torch to see if a certain slang usage isn’t originally duck-related. Come to think of it, there are others. Fascinating.
To: pabianice
She must have enjoyed "Young Frankenstein"
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posted on
04/21/2017 8:25:15 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
("Game over, man, game over!" (my advice to DemocRATs))
To: Williams
Well, at least she’s not a duck misogynist. Is it a corkscrew, too? The mechanics seem a little challenging.
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