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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - CONT'D***
Posted on 04/14/2017 6:14:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
I couldn't resist....so many memes this week
The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many. #UnitedMovieLines
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United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines
Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines
This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines
May the odds be ever in your favor #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
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Every time a customer's bell is rung a United agent get's his wings #UnitedMovieLines
And that goes for your little carry-on, too! #UnitedMovieLines
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Just imagine how we treat your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"What have here us a failure to re-accommodate!" #UnitedMovieLines
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"Drag And Drop" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
"You are now free to limp about the cabin." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
And for those discouraged by UA, you could try another airline...
To bad he didn't have a Pepsi on him. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos
For the win! #CardsAgainstHumanity #pepsi
And, how many have been taken in by this?
And, to sum up this week in one pic
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: memes; ofst; pepsi; silliness; unitedairlines
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/02/2017 9:03:10 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
262
posted on
06/02/2017 9:05:53 AM PDT
by
glock rocks
(... so much win!)
To: Lucky9teen
Silliness! Count me in. Thank you!
Doughnuts: When I was a child, we had “Mr. Donut” outlets in Peoria, IL. My favorite was a jelly filled, sugar coated one. It had granulated sugar coating, not powdered sugar. May all FReepers have get their favorite doughnuts today or this weekend!
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posted on
06/02/2017 9:13:04 AM PDT
by
NEMDF
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Donut Day, from Massachusetts, Birthplace of Dunkin’ Donuts!
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posted on
06/02/2017 9:14:34 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: left that other site
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posted on
06/02/2017 9:21:07 AM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: NEMDF
266
posted on
06/02/2017 9:25:55 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: SERKIT
267
posted on
06/02/2017 9:27:51 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: left that other site
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posted on
06/02/2017 9:30:55 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
No time for donuts, we're all going to DIE!!
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posted on
06/02/2017 9:41:31 AM PDT
by
PROCON
To: Lucky9teen
Woo-hoo! Top 1000!
That should hold me for a couple of weeks.
To: Lucky9teen
YAY!!!
I had something funny to post, somewhere between last Friday and today, but I forgot what it was. *sigh*
My life...
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posted on
06/02/2017 10:23:02 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If you're too open-minded, your brains fall out.)
To: Lucky9teen
I'll have a donut with my Covfefe!!!!
272
posted on
06/02/2017 10:23:36 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
(I love reading Trump tweets in the morning.)
To: Lucky9teen
I'm all for this one!!
273
posted on
06/02/2017 10:24:13 AM PDT
by
luvie
(Our troops are the best of the best and we should honor them EVERY day!)
To: dragonblustar
274
posted on
06/02/2017 10:25:27 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
(I love reading Trump tweets in the morning.)
To: Disambiguator
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posted on
06/02/2017 10:27:38 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
To: dragonblustar; All
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posted on
06/02/2017 10:28:15 AM PDT
by
luvie
(Our troops are the best of the best and we should honor them EVERY day!)
To: dragonblustar
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posted on
06/02/2017 10:39:24 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
To: LUV W
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posted on
06/02/2017 10:39:52 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
(I love reading Trump tweets in the morning.)
To: Lucky9teen
Oh look, it's raining again.
To: dragonblustar
I’m pretty sure it covfefe’s...
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posted on
06/02/2017 10:43:55 AM PDT
by
luvie
(Our troops are the best of the best and we should honor them EVERY day!)
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