141 posted on 04/28/2017 8:56:16 AM PDT by wyokostur

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The best part of wakin' up.....is soldiers in your cup

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"Those who believe in telekinesis raise my hand." - Kurt Vonnegut

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50 Shades of Grain
Porn Flakes
Special D
Rice Frisky
Captain munch
Cheery Hoes
Busty Charms

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I'd make a good chemistry pun, but all the good ones Argon.

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What do you call a delaying Russian?

Stalin.

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What are you looking at? Sound it out...

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Think about it literally

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Think Book Titles

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Can you get this one? I'm stumped...

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Let the groaning begin....

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What type of person doesn’t love pizza?

A weirDOUGH!

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Ann hath a problem
Ann hath a solution
Ann hath a will

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I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.

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It's gonna be May

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Ok can anyone get this pun? The guy is Mao

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth.

Then it just becomes a soap opera.

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Jaden Smith just casually going from The Weeknd to Barack Obama

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I know some people who need this

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Uh oh....looks like someone has a case of the 'Mondays'

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

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Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?

He pastaway.

Cannoli do so much.

Now hes just a pizza history.

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Run Forest, Run!!

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142 posted on 04/28/2017 8:59:42 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)

I asked my friend in North Korea how he was. He said he can’t complain.

143 posted on 04/28/2017 9:00:31 AM PDT by wyokostur

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144 posted on 04/28/2017 9:00:42 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)

145 posted on 04/28/2017 9:04:27 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)

I like the memes! Thanks, Lucky! Silliness ROOLS! (I think I lost the D...)

146 posted on 04/28/2017 9:18:07 AM PDT by Monkey Face (How to start an internet argument: 1. Post your opinion. 2. Wait.)

147 posted on 04/28/2017 9:28:25 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)

148 posted on 04/28/2017 9:52:18 AM PDT by PROCON

To start, press any key.
Where's the Any key?
I see Esk, Catarol, and Pig Up.
There doesn't seem to be any Any key.

149 posted on 04/28/2017 9:54:50 AM PDT by Trillian

150 posted on 04/28/2017 10:04:09 AM PDT by Trillian

Back IN again! Rolling Friday Silliness Thunder!!

151 posted on 04/28/2017 10:08:07 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Reset Underway!)

152 posted on 04/28/2017 10:11:21 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)

153 posted on 04/28/2017 10:13:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face (How to start an internet argument: 1. Post your opinion. 2. Wait.)

I got 1 fifth, 2 fifth, red fifth, blue fifth... still working on the pails.

154 posted on 04/28/2017 10:21:07 AM PDT by Ingtar (.)

155 posted on 04/28/2017 10:23:09 AM PDT by TADSLOS (Reset Underway!)

156 posted on 04/28/2017 10:27:33 AM PDT by Trillian

157 posted on 04/28/2017 10:31:31 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)

United Airlines’ new theme song is “Rhapsody in Black and Blue”.

158 posted on 04/28/2017 10:44:46 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)

159 posted on 04/28/2017 10:50:00 AM PDT by wyokostur

160 posted on 04/28/2017 10:55:47 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)

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