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United Airlines Training Video (it's humor, folks)
YouTube ^ | Apr 10, 2017 | TruNews Network

Posted on 04/10/2017 7:57:44 PM PDT by Leaning Right

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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

The market doesn’t work that way or care what you think.


61 posted on 04/10/2017 10:51:00 PM PDT by airplaneguy
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To: airplaneguy

United employee? Nudge Nudge Wink Wink.


62 posted on 04/10/2017 10:57:25 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)
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To: ThanhPhero

Actually, American Airlines is the largest airline in the world.


63 posted on 04/10/2017 10:59:35 PM PDT by airplaneguy
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Nope. I don’t work for United Airlines.


64 posted on 04/10/2017 11:02:16 PM PDT by airplaneguy
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To: usconservative

“Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?”

Have you ever been on a United Airlines flight?


65 posted on 04/10/2017 11:36:40 PM PDT by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: Wilhelm Tell
Have you ever been on a United Airlines flight?

Wicked!

Conan did a skit during the opening where security drags a screaming passerby off the street and forces him to sit in the audience.

66 posted on 04/10/2017 11:53:26 PM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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To: All

Jimmy Kimmel went strong to the hoop on UAL tonight during his monologue...the whole story:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/04/11/jimmy-kimmel-goes-off-on-united-airlines.html

Or just the “United commercial” he aired during the monologue:

https://youtu.be/QjRBuWlNLF8


67 posted on 04/10/2017 11:55:13 PM PDT by Drago
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To: Leaning Right

United used be called by another name:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xgu5tb_total-bastard-airlines_shortfilms

But it started out as:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2q4lmi


68 posted on 04/11/2017 2:28:23 AM PDT by LouieFisk
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To: Leaning Right; Dog; nuconvert

WASHINGTON — The Pentagon announced Tuesday it had awarded a sole-source contract to United Airlines for work related to the forcible removal of President Bashar al-Assad from Syria.

The contract, worth $2.1 billion, tasks the airline company with locating Assad, grabbing him from his seat in the presidential palace, and “dragging him out of Damascus by his arms.” The contract also notes that Assad should be “asked several times, politely” to give up his seat of power, though if he refuses, United workers should bloody his nose up a bit, according to the posting at FedBizOpps.

http://www.duffelblog.com/2017/04/pentagon-awards-contract-united-airlines-forcibly-remove-assad/

;-)


69 posted on 04/11/2017 6:09:59 AM PDT by AdmSmith (GCTGATATGTCTATGATTACTCAT)
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To: AdmSmith

lol


70 posted on 04/11/2017 6:13:57 AM PDT by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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To: Leaning Right

71 posted on 04/11/2017 7:00:16 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: faithhopecharity

ReUnited, and it feels so good
ReUnited ‘cause we understood
There’s one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited ‘cause we’re reUnited, hey, hey...


72 posted on 04/11/2017 7:00:28 AM PDT by Theophilus (Repent)
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To: MtnClimber
United may have just bankrupted themselves

I doubt this. Although UAL could have certainly handled this better and will certainly lose the "public relations battle", once the emotional impact of seeing an adult -- albeit, a screaming, out-of-control big man -- dragged forceably from the private company's airplane subsides, the passenger's irrational behavior and federally-mandated aircraft safety requirements imposed on the carrier will, I think, carry significant weight in any settlement.

73 posted on 04/11/2017 7:08:58 AM PDT by glennaro
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Great points!
  1. United logo on the ticket. Veil pierced.
  2. United on the side of the plane. Veil pierced.
  3. United CEO issuing apology and follow up buck up letter to employees. Strike three and four.
Corporations are animals of the state and they are moral agents.

No more hiding behind regulations and legal fictions.

74 posted on 04/11/2017 7:16:51 AM PDT by Theophilus (Repent)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

At the end of the YouTube video at #15 they have a picture of Negan with his barbed-wire bat as United’s person in charge of customer service!


75 posted on 04/11/2017 7:32:45 AM PDT by CedarDave (Proud member of Hillary's Deplorables class of 2016.)
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To: faithhopecharity; Ken H; Leaning Right; Jane Long; QBFimi; LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget; All

Tyler Bridges, a journalist for the Washington Post, was on that plane. His wife took the videos. Now Tyler Bridges is making his rounds on talk shows! I saw him on Tucker Carlson last night.

Look at the Washington Post headline this morning:
“Was That Doctor Dragged Off the United Airlines Flight Because He Was Asian?”
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/was-that-doctor-dragged-off-the-united-airlines-flight-because-he-was-asian-many-in-china-think-so/ar-BBzGRQw?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp


76 posted on 04/11/2017 8:10:18 AM PDT by toldyou (Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.)
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To: Drago; toldyou

Drago, the vid that follows the vid at the second link you posted claims all of the passengers ‘randomly’ selected for removal, were all minorities. Not sure if there is any truth to that statement. Anyone know who the other removed passengers were?


77 posted on 04/11/2017 8:20:13 AM PDT by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: toldyou

Thanks for the info It doesn’t matter imho whether the doctor was Asian or Kenyan or neptunian or Romulan. I will NEVER EVER fly that airline again. And I want to see those responsible In PRISON asap, too. Damn the basturds anyway!!


78 posted on 04/11/2017 8:43:34 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicans are not born, they're excreted." -- Marcus Tillius Cicero)
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To: faithhopecharity

As I might have stated earlier, if you fly Delta or American, they also use Republic Airways...the airline involved.


79 posted on 04/11/2017 8:46:43 AM PDT by toldyou (Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.)
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To: airplaneguy

Let me post my FU link.

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/11/pr-nightmare-catches-up-with-united-investors-as-shares-slide.html

You dont know crap from shinola buddy.


80 posted on 04/11/2017 8:50:24 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)
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