Posted on 04/10/2017 12:29:26 PM PDT by conservative98
Nearly two years after publicly announcing her transition from male to female, Caitlyn Jenner has undergone sex reassignment surgery and tells the world about the decision in her upcoming memoir, a new report claims.
“The surgery was a success, and I feel not only wonderful but liberated,” Jenner reportedly writes in “The Secrets of My Life,” out April 25 (as excerpted by RadarOnline).
(Excerpt) Read more at pagesix.com ...
>>“The surgery was a success, and I feel not only wonderful but liberated,”<<
Wait until it has to sit down to take a whizz. That liberation will feel like a shackle.
Freak.
Needs to be on suicide watch. Once the reality of having his junk cut off sinks in he’ll be approximately 20 times more likely that the typical depressed person to kill himself.
I really wish we could just get all of the Kardashians and Jenners in one house and drop a MOAB on the house.
I know that Doc..highly respected in his field LOL
Mrs. Garrison: Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion. [sits on the chair and puts his feet on the stirrups]
Doctor: ...an abortion?
Mrs. Garrison: Yeah, I’ve got one growing inside me. Now, are you gonna scramble its brains or just vacuum it out? [a nurse arrives and her jaw drops] ...If you want you can just scramble it and I’ll queef it out myself.
Doctor: Mmister Garrison-
Mrs. Garrison: [correcting him] Mrs. Garrison.
Doctor: Mmrs. Garrison, you can’t have an abortion.
Mrs. Garrison: Don’t you tell me what I can and can’t do with my body! [gets up, goes to the nurse, and hugs her] A woman has a right to choose!
Doctor: No, I mean you’re physically unable to have an abortion, because you can’t get pregnant.
Mrs. Garrison: But I missed my period.
Doctor: You can’t have periods either. [Mrs. Garrison looks surprised] You had a sex change, Mr. Garrison, but you don’t have ovaries or a womb. You don’t produce eggs.
Mrs. Garrison: [sits down] You mean, I’ll never know what it feels like to have a baby growing inside me and then scramble its brains and vacuum it out?
Doctor: N-that’s right.
Mrs. Garrison: But I paid five thousand dollars to be a woman. This would mean I I’m not really a woman. I... I’m just a... a I’m just a guy with a mutilated penis!
Doctor: Basically, yes.
Mrs. Garrison: ...Oh boy, do I feel like a jackass.
Jenner is now an “ it “ .
[And that, folks, is what Kardashians do to you.]
I think so, too.
Stay far, far away from this cancer on America.
I always thought he’d transition back to being man to get attention. It’s too late now. You can’t glue his man parts back on.
Yes.......................
Depending on how much of it, “she” could end up with a big old clitoris.
What happens if he changes his mind after the penectomey? Can he get an addadictomey?
So now what will it scratch in the morning when it wakes up?
Oh thank Gaia. I was tossing and turning all night wondering
He was on one of the tabloid covers a few years ago.
Just looking at his eyes you could see he needed to be under care somewhere. It was right when all these “change” rumors started to hit the tabloids.
Mental illness enabled.
Transformed to a putinista.
As opposed to the female version called the addadictome.
Been wondering when Mommy Dearest Kardashian will get the youngest to film a sex tape so she can release it for the money like she did with Kim and Ray-J’s sex tape.
He is NOT a she; he is at best an IT.
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