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The Birds and the Bees and NASA?
1 posted on 03/14/2017 11:56:14 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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hey NASA wanna bet?


2 posted on 03/14/2017 12:01:18 PM PDT by tom paine 2
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What about mozlum outreach though?


3 posted on 03/14/2017 12:01:20 PM PDT by bicyclerepair (MAGA)
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4 posted on 03/14/2017 12:02:29 PM PDT by Red Badger (If "Majority Rule" was so important in South Africa, why isn't it that way here?.......)
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Space Sex Is Serious Business

And as another Freeper once posted, space sex "leads to a constant argument of who is on top."


5 posted on 03/14/2017 12:04:18 PM PDT by SkyPilot ("I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." John 14:6)
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Is that something like giving a flying .....?


6 posted on 03/14/2017 12:06:32 PM PDT by Bob (Damn, the democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves.)
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Wouldn't bodily fluids float around the craft while in space?

"Commander...please tell me that's just water."


7 posted on 03/14/2017 12:07:15 PM PDT by moovova
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when I saw the heading I thought it was a space tourism article.... maybe the first orbital space bordello... you can bet jus like the internet it will be the first place where anyone is making money.


8 posted on 03/14/2017 12:07:26 PM PDT by PCPOET7 (in)
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Come on! Who DOESN’T wanna get it on in zero gravity? That’s gotta be challenging


9 posted on 03/14/2017 12:07:38 PM PDT by jbrown7.62x39 (Holy crap. We really are gonna MAGA!! What a great time to be alive!)
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The more data that comes in about the perils of space travel the more I’m coming to be persuaded than man simply isn’t meant to go far from Earth.


10 posted on 03/14/2017 12:09:57 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain (The choice to be stupid is not a conviction I am obligated to respect.)
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The urge to have sex and reproduce is fundamental to human life. No way astronauts on a long term voyage to Mars and presumably a long stay on the planet will not have sex. That raises lots of questions about all kinds of subjects.


13 posted on 03/14/2017 12:12:03 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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I kinda dont believe nasa on that one.


14 posted on 03/14/2017 12:13:05 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Can be done on the zero-G flights. From their website: “ 15 parabolas are flown for an approximate weightless time of eight minutes”. More than enough time.


15 posted on 03/14/2017 12:17:16 PM PDT by palmer (turn into nonpaper w no identifying heading and send nonsecure)
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"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction."

That would make it interesting, for sure!

17 posted on 03/14/2017 12:18:33 PM PDT by grobdriver (Where is Wilson Blair when you need him?)
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Have they done any testing of fetal development in zero-G?
Would the kid have bones or just cartilage?


20 posted on 03/14/2017 12:21:19 PM PDT by BuffaloJack ("If you're going through Hell, keep going." Winston Churchill)
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Becoming a member of the mile high club really brings out the contortionist in you. I can only imagine doing it in space. I’m thinking you’d have to be pretty much strapped together.


21 posted on 03/14/2017 12:21:29 PM PDT by Mr. Douglas (Best. Election. EVER!)
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Obviously NASA will override all previous notions of right/wrong. Sex will be allowed between anyone in any manner. Abortion will be possible if a pregnancy results. There will be suicide pills for anyone who feels the need, or who becomes a burden. On real long flights, this will be the way they get rid of the old astronauts. Provision will be made for dumping bodies into space. On real real long flights, spare astronauts will be carried, in suspended animation, to be revived when needed. On real real real long flights frozen embryos will be carried, to be thawed and raised as non-human astronauts, with no possibility ever of seeing the Earth which is home to them as to us.


22 posted on 03/14/2017 12:21:33 PM PDT by I want the USA back (Liberalism is the denial of human nature.)
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Reminds me of the old Jerry Lewis movie - Way, Way Out!


31 posted on 03/14/2017 1:30:57 PM PDT by Buckeye Battle Cry (Charlie, here comes the deuce, and when you speak of me speak well.)
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Instructions: 1. Remove lead underwear.


33 posted on 03/14/2017 1:42:43 PM PDT by Chainmail (A simple rule of life: if you can be blamed, you're responsible.)
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Is Outercourse as good as Intercourse?


37 posted on 03/14/2017 2:06:40 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (My once 6 pack abs are now a keg......)
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My suggestions. Grab the side rails for traction. Use the condoms so the sperm doesn’t flat into the tang. Not that tang idiot. Hook the boots into the floor for traction. Don’t float away before you take care of your partner.


40 posted on 03/14/2017 11:03:07 PM PDT by morphing libertarian
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