When I was a GI stationed in Germany in 1988, I stuck my tongue in a cute Russian girl named Irina’s ear in Szekesfehervar, Hungary. I didn’t get any farther because the chaperone lady took her away. It was in a club and a bunch of Russian engineering students were there. True story.
Back in 88 I also got shitfaced with a Russian officer in Kapolnasnyek, Hungary. Cold vodka, pickled vegetables and Janice Joplin albums.
Aha!
So you were stationed in Germany, and there you are playing tongue fondue with some commie girl’s ear in Hungary?
That violates so many laws, rules, regulations, orders, and standards of good hygiene that I don’t know where to begin.
I demand that you recuse yourself from spear-tonguing defenseless commie girls in Hungary!