Aha!
So you were stationed in Germany, and there you are playing tongue fondue with some commie girl’s ear in Hungary?
That violates so many laws, rules, regulations, orders, and standards of good hygiene that I don’t know where to begin.
I demand that you recuse yourself from spear-tonguing defenseless commie girls in Hungary!
Hey, I was just doing my part to improve US-Soviet relations. You could travel to Hungary on a passport at the time, but needed a Visa.