I talked to a Russian on Monday.
He owns a body shop.
He fixed the dent in my car.
I paid him.
I studied Russian in school. Da, nyet, dasfidanya.
A good friend of mine’s wife is from the Ukraine.....While she is nice and friendly, she can’t fool me, I know she’s actually a Russian spy
Our neighbors were from Russia.
We “adopted” their son after he became good friends with our son and we still keep in touch with him. A good kid.
He was always proud of his heritage and it was surprising when he wanted to join the Air Force. We think that his dad put a kibosh on that.
Anyway, we have always wondered if they were somehow connected in the Russian government. They seemed to have a lot of money.
Side note: lots of Russian kiddos were adopted by US families. My old friend adopted two Russian boys.
I talked to Russians in college as well. I suppose I should resign from my job at NOAA.
Well, I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too
When I was a GI stationed in Germany in 1988, I stuck my tongue in a cute Russian girl named Irina’s ear in Szekesfehervar, Hungary. I didn’t get any farther because the chaperone lady took her away. It was in a club and a bunch of Russian engineering students were there. True story.
LOL
Thank you
I remember when I talked to two Russians three years ago. They stopped at a farm I was managing and bought about fifty pounds of tomatoes. I sold them the tomatoes, but the whole thing seemed mighty suspicious to me. I mean, what are two grown men going to do with fifty pounds of fresh tomatoes? I think they were really visiting the farm to scout out a place to set up spy equipment.
Needless to say, they could tell I was a patriot and abandoned their quest to use my farm for a spy base.
Wow, you too?
My Russian was a petite blond.
She was selling homemade jewelry at a street fair.
In Sierra Vista, AZ.
I said, “Dobry Den’.”
She said, “Nu, konyeshno!”
“I expect to be denounced by the Democrats...I talked to a Russian.”
Actually, you should be in the DEMOCRAT HALL OF FAME, for trying to achieve PEACE in our (their) day, when Russia was trying to blow us off the map.
But now 1984 has passed and Russia is OUR ENEMY (this week)...so maybe they won’t accept you after all.
I represented an Afghanistan war veteran in Court on a DUI. He was there in the 1980s. Yep, he was Russian. Had some very interesting stories from the other perspective of fighting there. Nice guy. Just another soldier trying to do his duty and serve his country. Serious PTSD issues which should come as no surprise.
A bunch of us gave a Russian kid a bunch of beads at Mardi Gras because he just couldn’t catch them. Gulp…that could be a bribe.
In 1973 I boarded a Soviet submarine, in Italy. I got a tour... a partial tour, wasn't shown the more sensitive parts. I hope I didn't get that young sailor who invited me on board shot or anything.
I recuse myself. I have two Vostock Amphibian watches.