Posted on 03/02/2017 10:08:03 AM PST by blueunicorn6
I talked to a Russian.
I admit it.
I'm not particularly proud of it, but so be it.
It was at EXPO 1974 in Spokane, WA.
Me and a couple of my high school buddies snuck into the Russian pavilion.
We were in back when the Russian security guys caught us.
They asked us what we were doing back there.
I told them, "Looking for your spy equipment you filthy commies!"
They chased us outside.
There you have it.
I expect to be denounced by the Democrats.
I talked to a Russian.
I'd have talked to the Chinese if they'd given me a suitcase full of bribe money like they gave Democrat Vice President Al Gore.
I have absolutely no problem talking to filthy commies and calling them filthy commies.
Al did it for money, so I guess he's just a whore.
A bunch of us gave a Russian kid a bunch of beads at Mardi Gras because he just couldn’t catch them. Gulp…that could be a bribe.
In 1973 I boarded a Soviet submarine, in Italy. I got a tour... a partial tour, wasn't shown the more sensitive parts. I hope I didn't get that young sailor who invited me on board shot or anything.
I recuse myself. I have two Vostock Amphibian watches.
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