Great Post!
Posted on 02/26/2017 6:17:15 AM PST by sodpoodle
A lighter moment. Enjoy.
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ: "We will heel you We will save your sole We will even dye for you."?
AT AN OPTOMETRIST’S OFFICE: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." ?
ON A PLUMBER’S TRUCK: "We repair what your husband fixed.” ??
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."?
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”?
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment." ?
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." ?
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit... Stay..." ?
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.?
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."?
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."?
Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - this truck is full of Political Promises'. ????????
Great Post!
Thanks, I did enjoy.
Cute. Thanks.
Sign on the back of Septic Tank Service: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
I saw a “Best Erections in the Business” sign on a panel truck operated by a company that erected and serviced transmission and cell phone towers.
Funny and witty, but why all the question marks?
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