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Help! P*ssy hat!!
Posted on 02/24/2017 11:00:35 AM PST by MNDude
I am currently sitting in a Taco Bell, and across the room, there is a young woman wearing one of those horrible p*ssy hats!
What should I do?
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: chat; liberalloons
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To: MNDude
show some class and mind your own business
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posted on
02/24/2017 11:57:36 AM PST
by
camle
(keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
To: MNDude
1) Follow her into the ladies room and tell her to grab your pussy so you can feel empowered
2) Thank her for being brave since your children never really saw a real Vay Jay Jay in the daylight
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:05:49 PM PST
by
silverleaf
(Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
To: MNDude
83
posted on
02/24/2017 12:06:25 PM PST
by
pnz1
(#IMNOTWITHHER)
To: MNDude
Who knows, she may have innocently bought it at Goodwill?
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:07:23 PM PST
by
pnz1
(#IMNOTWITHHER)
To: beelzepug
My brain makes strange connections....:)
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:11:30 PM PST
by
PLMerite
To: MNDude
Take a selfie with her while you wear your MAGA hat.
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:11:57 PM PST
by
Yo-Yo
( Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: MNDude
Choices:
1) Surreptitiously put a sticker on her back that says “My other hat is a douche bag”; or,
2) Ignore her. Attention whores hate that.
To: wastoute
Could be an opportunity. Is she good looking?Good idea, maybe he could convert her to liking men..
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:14:10 PM PST
by
1Old Pro
To: MNDude
Come on. Really? Do you really need help or are you just trying to start a conversation on a slow Friday afternoon with some FReepers?
Be a gentleman. Ignore her and leave when you finished eating. There is nothing that compels you to make a fool of yourself to a woman who has already made a fool of herself by wearing the pink vagina cap in public.
Steer clear. Trouble awaits. Avoid it.
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:15:54 PM PST
by
HotHunt
To: MNDude
Go up,to her and just start laughing hysterically? Until she leaves? As she leaves, shout out thanks, i needed a laugh today.
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:18:07 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: MNDude
What? With a hat like that, they give you a free bowl of soup?
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:21:59 PM PST
by
BlueLancer
(Ex Scientia Tridens)
To: MNDude
Put a straw on your head and tell her it’s your d*** hat...but not to scale of course.
To: MNDude
Turn in your safety pin. Your man card. Keep out of the multi-gender bathroom. Wash your hands.
[More importantly, what the heck are you doing eating that terrible junk food?]
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:25:21 PM PST
by
Daffynition
("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
To: MNDude
Buy her a hot dog without a bun then as you walk out, walk up to her, hand her the hotdog and say here’s something for your pussy........hat..........
To: MNDude
Get your cell phone camera ready to take a photo.
Walk over and say, "Excuse me. I'm writing a book called 'The Failure of the American Education System,' and I need a few good illustrations. Do you mind?"
Then point & click & say "Thank you!" & turn & leave before she has a chance to respond.
To: MNDude
You need one of these...
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:30:00 PM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
To: MNDude
It’s now 3:45 so I’ll assume you’ve done it already! Me, I’d snicker and point.
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:45:53 PM PST
by
JimRed
( TERM LIMITS, NOW! Building the Wall! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
To: MNDude
Compliment her on her Miss Piggy hat!
To: MNDude
Tell her you are against abortion except for the fetus inside of that pussy.
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:48:21 PM PST
by
klgator
To: MNDude
Ridicule is the most potent weapon. Point and laugh.
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posted on
02/24/2017 12:51:33 PM PST
by
Sparticus
(Tar and feathers for the next dumb@ss Republican that uses the word bipartisanship.)
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