Help! P*ssy hat!!

[MNDude]

I am currently sitting in a Taco Bell, and across the room, there is a young woman wearing one of those horrible p*ssy hats!

What should I do?

[camle]

show some class and mind your own business

[silverleaf]

1) Follow her into the ladies room and tell her to grab your pussy so you can feel empowered

2) Thank her for being brave since your children never really saw a real Vay Jay Jay in the daylight

[pnz1]

Meow?

[pnz1]

Who knows, she may have innocently bought it at Goodwill?

[PLMerite]

My brain makes strange connections....:)

[Yo-Yo]

Take a selfie with her while you wear your MAGA hat.

[Chewbarkah]

Choices:
1) Surreptitiously put a sticker on her back that says “My other hat is a douche bag”; or,
2) Ignore her. Attention whores hate that.

[1Old Pro]

Could be an opportunity. Is she good looking?

Good idea, maybe he could convert her to liking men..

[HotHunt]

Come on. Really? Do you really need help or are you just trying to start a conversation on a slow Friday afternoon with some FReepers?

Be a gentleman. Ignore her and leave when you finished eating. There is nothing that compels you to make a fool of yourself to a woman who has already made a fool of herself by wearing the pink vagina cap in public.

Steer clear. Trouble awaits. Avoid it.

[Secret Agent Man]

Go up,to her and just start laughing hysterically? Until she leaves? As she leaves, shout out thanks, i needed a laugh today.

[BlueLancer]

What? With a hat like that, they give you a free bowl of soup?

[DouglasKC]

Put a straw on your head and tell her it’s your d*** hat...but not to scale of course.

[Daffynition]

Turn in your safety pin. Your man card. Keep out of the multi-gender bathroom. Wash your hands.

[More importantly, what the heck are you doing eating that terrible junk food?]

[Hot Tabasco]

Buy her a hot dog without a bun then as you walk out, walk up to her, hand her the hotdog and say here’s something for your pussy........hat..........

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Get your cell phone camera ready to take a photo.

Walk over and say, "Excuse me. I'm writing a book called 'The Failure of the American Education System,' and I need a few good illustrations. Do you mind?"

Then point & click & say "Thank you!" & turn & leave before she has a chance to respond.

[Fresh Wind]

You need one of these...

[JimRed]

It’s now 3:45 so I’ll assume you’ve done it already! Me, I’d snicker and point.

[doorgunner69]

Compliment her on her Miss Piggy hat!

[klgator]

Tell her you are against abortion except for the fetus inside of that pussy.

[Sparticus]

Ridicule is the most potent weapon. Point and laugh.