Posted on 02/24/2017 11:00:35 AM PST by MNDude
I am currently sitting in a Taco Bell, and across the room, there is a young woman wearing one of those horrible p*ssy hats!
What should I do?
You should explain to her that tacos should be eaten, not worn on the head.
Dang - I thought I was going to be the first to name it that. I was thinking “Hey - were can I get me one of those c*nt caps?” But I guess I’m 60 years too late.
I did see a bumper sticker that said “Pussies against Trump.” I thought “C*nts for Clinton” would have been better. Not sure why I’m not spelling the entire word out. If conservatives had come up with the “Pussy” naming (hats, marches, etc.) can you imagine the outcry? I’m guessing the libs latched on to it like we latched onto “Deplorables”.
If you’ve ever seen “The Great Santini,” you might recall the scene with the mushroom soup ...
Say meow. Then hissss.
Heard some college age employees at a pizza place talking politics last night.Lamenting Hillary’s loss, there was mention of Obama, then one says to the rest, “There is still hope though, Liz Warren 2020”.
Crusied by...didn’t see it!
You could walk up to her and say “Oh, you poor thing!”
When she responds “What do you mean?” you can say “I was talking to the hat.”
IGNORE the hat.
SOOOOOOOOOOO-
What did you do?
Hey, careful now. The Naked Chicken Chalupa is pretty darned good.
Her first instinct will be to answer your question ...
Second take she'll know you're throwing shade or whatever they say these days ...
Just walk away.
Curious... What’s your favorite food at Taco Bell?
May the vajayjay be with her. :-)
Do nothing. Taco Bell packed a punch of karma into her chalupa already. She’ll be racing that meal home.
Pull it off and expose her horns.
Meow at her on the way out LOL
Naah, she's probably got a quick-draw response ready for a serious question. Better to make her question the effectiveness of her own "message'.
Tell her: "Cute hat!"
(pause, looking confused... then continue:)
"Which anime character is that supposed to make you look like?"
So you say .... :(
GACK!
A beaver hat, for your entertainment.
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