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Help! P*ssy hat!!

Posted on 02/24/2017 11:00:35 AM PST by MNDude

I am currently sitting in a Taco Bell, and across the room, there is a young woman wearing one of those horrible p*ssy hats!

What should I do?


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To: MNDude

You should explain to her that tacos should be eaten, not worn on the head.


101 posted on 02/24/2017 12:52:58 PM PST by Big Mack (I love this country.It's the government that scares the crap out of me)
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To: TADSLOS

Dang - I thought I was going to be the first to name it that. I was thinking “Hey - were can I get me one of those c*nt caps?” But I guess I’m 60 years too late.

I did see a bumper sticker that said “Pussies against Trump.” I thought “C*nts for Clinton” would have been better. Not sure why I’m not spelling the entire word out. If conservatives had come up with the “Pussy” naming (hats, marches, etc.) can you imagine the outcry? I’m guessing the libs latched on to it like we latched onto “Deplorables”.


102 posted on 02/24/2017 12:57:46 PM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts FDR's New Deal = obama)
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To: MNDude

If you’ve ever seen “The Great Santini,” you might recall the scene with the mushroom soup ...


103 posted on 02/24/2017 12:59:50 PM PST by IronJack
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To: MNDude

Say meow. Then hissss.


104 posted on 02/24/2017 1:01:48 PM PST by amihow
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To: MNDude; All

Heard some college age employees at a pizza place talking politics last night.Lamenting Hillary’s loss, there was mention of Obama, then one says to the rest, “There is still hope though, Liz Warren 2020”.


105 posted on 02/24/2017 1:02:41 PM PST by raccoonradio
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To: MNDude

Crusied by...didn’t see it!


106 posted on 02/24/2017 1:09:37 PM PST by Big Red Badger (UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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To: MNDude

You could walk up to her and say “Oh, you poor thing!”

When she responds “What do you mean?” you can say “I was talking to the hat.”


107 posted on 02/24/2017 1:11:22 PM PST by IronJack
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To: MNDude

IGNORE the hat.


108 posted on 02/24/2017 1:20:27 PM PST by Twinkie (The MSM is DEAD. - John 3:16)
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To: MNDude

SOOOOOOOOOOO-

What did you do?


109 posted on 02/24/2017 1:22:25 PM PST by Faith65 (Isaiah 40:31)
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To: Daffynition
[More importantly, what the heck are you doing eating that terrible junk food?]

Hey, careful now. The Naked Chicken Chalupa is pretty darned good.

110 posted on 02/24/2017 1:22:52 PM PST by ataDude (.)
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To: MNDude
Ask her where she got the pattern for her pussy hat ...

Her first instinct will be to answer your question ...

Second take she'll know you're throwing shade or whatever they say these days ...

Just walk away.

111 posted on 02/24/2017 1:23:02 PM PST by StAnDeliver (Prosecute the win. Run up the score.)
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To: MNDude

Curious... What’s your favorite food at Taco Bell?


112 posted on 02/24/2017 1:28:17 PM PST by deport
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To: MNDude

May the vajayjay be with her. :-)


113 posted on 02/24/2017 1:34:18 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: MNDude

Do nothing. Taco Bell packed a punch of karma into her chalupa already. She’ll be racing that meal home.


114 posted on 02/24/2017 1:35:44 PM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: MNDude

Pull it off and expose her horns.


115 posted on 02/24/2017 1:36:29 PM PST by SaraJohnson
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To: MNDude

Meow at her on the way out LOL


116 posted on 02/24/2017 1:51:41 PM PST by LizardQueen (The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
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To: Disambiguator
Ask her how wearing that hat dignifies womanhood.

Naah, she's probably got a quick-draw response ready for a serious question. Better to make her question the effectiveness of her own "message'.

Tell her: "Cute hat!"

(pause, looking confused... then continue:)

"Which anime character is that supposed to make you look like?"

117 posted on 02/24/2017 1:51:45 PM PST by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: Cobra64
Did you mean a pussy hat?
Probably...


118 posted on 02/24/2017 1:54:18 PM PST by Rio (Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
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To: ataDude

So you say .... :(

GACK!


119 posted on 02/24/2017 2:01:46 PM PST by Daffynition ("The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder" - The MLN didn't make Trump, so they can't break Trump.)
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To: PLMerite

A beaver hat, for your entertainment.

120 posted on 02/24/2017 2:21:01 PM PST by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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