Alcoholic Camilla Parker Bowles Thrown Into Royal Rehab

National Enquirer ^ | By National ENQUIRER Staff Posted on Feb 21, 2017

[drewh]

Gin-guzzling trainwreck Camilla has been forced into a hush-hush, home-detox program after humiliating the royal family with her drunken antics — and detonating a horrifying booze-fueled confrontation where she shockingly slapped future queen Kate Middleton! Sources learned that her furious hubby Prince Charles — who fears her boozy bad behavior is destroying any chance he has of becoming king — has confined the Duchess of Cornwall to her quarters in Highgrove.

A team of private detox experts then began secretly trying to dry out the hateful royal with intensive emotional therapy and a 12-step program! But the royal souse and repeated rehab veteran, who fell off the wagon downing huge quantities of vodka and gin, did not go quietly. “When a pair of young nurses tried to explain that she was to remain in her bedroom suite for treatment, Camilla broke free, ran out into the palace and hid,” a royal insider said. “More than two dozen staffers searched high and low for nearly three hours before she was found clutching a bottle of gin she had stashed."

Camilla was discovered in a broom closet off the kitchen, sitting on the floor and swilling warm gin right out of the bottle. She had another bottle with her and it was already empty. “She was so smashed, she couldn’t stand. Staffers got a wheelchair and pushed her back to her room.” Now, Charles has ordered two husky male nurses be on hand 24/7 to make sure Camilla stays put and follows the orders of her rehab therapists.

Camilla’s confinement follows a pair of outrageous drunken episodes. Photographers snapped the duchess happily chugging an enormous glass of red wine late last month as she was honored at the Vintners’ Company, a charity organization promoting English wines! “Camilla’s enthusiasm for the tipple was a huge embarrassment to everyone. You would have thought she’d just walked across the Sahara and was dying of thirst,” says an eyewitness.

But the most outrageous incident came a day later in a palace drawing room where Camilla, slurring her words and reeking of alcohol, cornered Prince William’s wife, Kate -- right in front of a maid. The palace servant later told other staffers that “a staggering drunk” duchess “began cursing out Kate” over having been anointed by Queen Elizabeth, and “then slapped her,” a palace source says.

“She bellowed at Kate, ‘I should be queen! You’re just a common brood mare. No class, no blue blood running through your veins. The crown belongs to me!’” the source said. “Then she reared back and took a big swing at Kate. Fortunately, she was so drunk and wobbly, she mostly missed! But she did graze Kate’s cheek.

Kate was more shocked than injured,” said the source. “And like the perfect lady she is, she just turned her back and slowly walked out of the room, leaving Camilla wallowing on her couch and sobbing into her gin bottle about how she’s been cheated out of her rightful place on the throne.” William was furious after Kate relayed what had happened. He went to his father, Charles, demanding something be done about crazed Camilla. The queen also told Charles to sober up his wife — and exile her to the Bahamas!

The drunken duchess has been sent to rehab twice before on Her Majesty’s orders. Elizabeth was tired of being humiliated at public functions by her daughter-in-law, who also suffers from embarrassing chronic flatulence. In 2012 and 2013, Camilla was secretly shipped off to theSoukya International Holistic Health Centre in Bangalore, India. Staying in the $5,500-a-night presidential suite, Camilla was put on a detox regimen that included yoga, meditation and a low-carb vegetarian diet of mostly soups and salads.

The Ayurvedic Detox program also included induced vomiting, enemas and nasal cleansing to flush out alcohol. Now, Charles finds Camilla’s presence more poisonous than a hangover! He’s offered her a $48 million divorce, trying to get away cheap. But Camilla says the price of his freedom — and her silence — is $527 million. Livid Charles has exiled her to the Bahamas as soon as her rehab is done! Royal courtiers insist Charles wants out and his lawyers are drawing up divorce papers while she struggles to dry out.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Wonder what Kate called her?

[drewh]

long live her majesty..

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One particularly famous female member of the ATS was Queen Elizabeth II, then just Princess Elizabeth.

In February 1945, just a few months before World War II ended, then-Princess Elizabeth joined the ATS. She had just turned 18 years old and was keen to join the war effort. It took months of pleading and begging her father King George VI to allow her to join. In the ATS, Princess Elizabeth was trained as a driver and mechanic.

Here, Princess Elizabeth (center) poses for a group photo with officers of the ATS Training Centre.

She learned to change a wheel, take apart and put back together engines, as well as drive ambulances and other military trucks. Princess Elizabeth is driving a military truck.

Five months after training she was promoted to honorary junior commander. Allegedly, she loved to get dirty and get grease stains on her hands and then show them off to her posh friends.

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[Flavious_Maximus]

Is Camilla related to Don Imus? They look like identical twins.

[sheana]

Horse face and shat for brains. I think they belong together.

[N. Theknow]

She bellowed at Kate, ‘I should be queen!

She sounds like David Brock.

[lee martell]

This sounds too kooky to be true. A smidgen of it maybe, but not this, heaping platter of red meat vignettes, with all the stereotypic pompous behaviour on parade at once.
This sounds like the script for a Royalty Reality show that never gets produced except in broad parody.
Very entertaining, though!

[Riley]

That’s the fellow from ‘Dr. Who’. I noticed a miniature Parachute Regiment badge on his hat in the series. I did a little digging and found that the actor is an actual ex-para.

[GreenLanternCorps]

You are correct. This is story that sounds plausible to someone who doesn’t know how the Monarchy works.

The part about her antics preventing Charles from becoming King is pure BS. The Line of Succession to the Crown is set by Act of Parliament. Changing it to Exclude the Prince of Wales would take an Act of Parliament in everyone of the 16 Countries that share Elizabeth II as Queen.

Not going to happen.

[blam]

She’s an alcoholic because she’s married to that sick little fag, prince Charles.

[Riley]

The Queen is a right ol’ gal. She’s one of the longest-serving royals, she stayed in London during the blitz, and had presented herself with dignity and grace.

She's a good Sheila Bruce, and not at all stuck up.

[PLMerite]

“He picked her. “

Understatement. He threw over Diana for her.

[Professional]

Sadly, this story probably has far more truth to it than anything that CNN has said for years and years.

[Kozak]

“God rot all Royals!
Give us the wisdom of the Americans”
Mr Fox

“The Madness of King George”

[RatRipper]

Looks mighty good for a “brood mare”

[hoosierham]

Charles is an idiot.Too much inbreeding. And isn’t it wonderful how the royals can diddle with impunity?

They should have had a rule requiring the royals must marry a commoner.Might have injected some sense into the house

And the taxpayers should long ago been relieved of paying a salary to those filthy rich “royals”.

[Nea Wood]

I have no idea if this is true, but what an incredibly fun, dishy read!

[x]

With all these fake stories about the sufferings of celebrities, I’m starting to think being rich and famous must be sheer bliss.

[ClearBlueSky]

The Muslims who have been their welcomed invaders will do far more than strip them of titles! Heads will be on pikes when the black ISIS flag flies in place of the Union Jack. That IS the stated goal of Muslims there- an Islamic Great Britain.
If Elizabeth lets the crown go to that dimwitted, immoral son and his ugly skank wife( drunk or not) the Brits should overthrow him for William or ditch the monarchy totally.

[Dr. Sivana]

But the royal souse

Cute turn of phrase, and NOT a typo:

Definition of souse

soused; sousing

transitive verb

1 : pickle

2 a : to plunge in liquid : immerseb : drench, saturate

3 : to make drunk

[Cowgirl of Justice]

I like Princess Kate. She reminds me of Princess Diana and I can’t think of a better tribute to Princess Diana than for the vile, hideously ugly woman, who made her life hell, to be know as Queen Farter.