Posted on 02/21/2017 2:12:39 PM PST by drewh
Gin-guzzling trainwreck Camilla has been forced into a hush-hush, home-detox program after humiliating the royal family with her drunken antics — and detonating a horrifying booze-fueled confrontation where she shockingly slapped future queen Kate Middleton! Sources learned that her furious hubby Prince Charles — who fears her boozy bad behavior is destroying any chance he has of becoming king — has confined the Duchess of Cornwall to her quarters in Highgrove.
A team of private detox experts then began secretly trying to dry out the hateful royal with intensive emotional therapy and a 12-step program! But the royal souse and repeated rehab veteran, who fell off the wagon downing huge quantities of vodka and gin, did not go quietly. “When a pair of young nurses tried to explain that she was to remain in her bedroom suite for treatment, Camilla broke free, ran out into the palace and hid,” a royal insider said. “More than two dozen staffers searched high and low for nearly three hours before she was found clutching a bottle of gin she had stashed."
Camilla was discovered in a broom closet off the kitchen, sitting on the floor and swilling warm gin right out of the bottle. She had another bottle with her and it was already empty. “She was so smashed, she couldn’t stand. Staffers got a wheelchair and pushed her back to her room.” Now, Charles has ordered two husky male nurses be on hand 24/7 to make sure Camilla stays put and follows the orders of her rehab therapists.
Camilla’s confinement follows a pair of outrageous drunken episodes. Photographers snapped the duchess happily chugging an enormous glass of red wine late last month as she was honored at the Vintners’ Company, a charity organization promoting English wines! “Camilla’s enthusiasm for the tipple was a huge embarrassment to everyone. You would have thought she’d just walked across the Sahara and was dying of thirst,” says an eyewitness.
But the most outrageous incident came a day later in a palace drawing room where Camilla, slurring her words and reeking of alcohol, cornered Prince William’s wife, Kate -- right in front of a maid. The palace servant later told other staffers that “a staggering drunk” duchess “began cursing out Kate” over having been anointed by Queen Elizabeth, and “then slapped her,” a palace source says.
“She bellowed at Kate, ‘I should be queen! You’re just a common brood mare. No class, no blue blood running through your veins. The crown belongs to me!’” the source said. “Then she reared back and took a big swing at Kate. Fortunately, she was so drunk and wobbly, she mostly missed! But she did graze Kate’s cheek.
Kate was more shocked than injured,” said the source. “And like the perfect lady she is, she just turned her back and slowly walked out of the room, leaving Camilla wallowing on her couch and sobbing into her gin bottle about how she’s been cheated out of her rightful place on the throne.” William was furious after Kate relayed what had happened. He went to his father, Charles, demanding something be done about crazed Camilla. The queen also told Charles to sober up his wife — and exile her to the Bahamas!
The drunken duchess has been sent to rehab twice before on Her Majesty’s orders. Elizabeth was tired of being humiliated at public functions by her daughter-in-law, who also suffers from embarrassing chronic flatulence. In 2012 and 2013, Camilla was secretly shipped off to theSoukya International Holistic Health Centre in Bangalore, India. Staying in the $5,500-a-night presidential suite, Camilla was put on a detox regimen that included yoga, meditation and a low-carb vegetarian diet of mostly soups and salads.
The Ayurvedic Detox program also included induced vomiting, enemas and nasal cleansing to flush out alcohol. Now, Charles finds Camilla’s presence more poisonous than a hangover! He’s offered her a $48 million divorce, trying to get away cheap. But Camilla says the price of his freedom — and her silence — is $527 million. Livid Charles has exiled her to the Bahamas as soon as her rehab is done! Royal courtiers insist Charles wants out and his lawyers are drawing up divorce papers while she struggles to dry out.
Right, but we got the Clintoons instead...
That embarrassing chronic flatulence has got to be something awful to be around.
“Does anyone ever go back and check how many of these stories turn out to be complete BS?”
No way this tabloid had all these inside details (exactly how much was offered and counteroffered in a divorce, every word spoken at several incidents) without people being fired for leaking.
It just gets far too over the top to believe:
(Camilla) was “discovered in a broom closet off the kitchen, sitting on the floor and swilling warm gin right out of the bottle”, and “also suffers from embarrassing chronic flatulence”
How do either one of these women have a path to be queen?
Because no self-respecting papparazzi would chase that old hag through a tunnel.
That's so old, I can't believe it's still funny; but it totally fits! I snort-laughed!
Harry is doing his part to go really, really out.
...And exactly what Prince Douche deserves.
But remember, Melania is the trailer trash, according to the libs.
If she doesn't want $50 million to go live in the Bahamas (or at least stay out of England), *I'll* take it! :-)
Cute turn of phrase, and NOT a typo:
Definition of souse
soused; sousing
transitive verb
1 : pickle
2 a : to plunge in liquid : immerseb : drench, saturate
3 : to make drunk
I once heard tell that in the pre-TV days, there were two NBC radio networks, NBC red, and NBC blue.
Supposedly, one day, an announcer had a slip of the tongue during the blurb:
"Here at NBC Blue network, we get our news from reliable White Horse souses."...
I like Kate, too. And your post was hilarious! :-D
Back in the early 60’s when I was 13, we were living in South America, where I met the 14 year old daughter of a British diplomat. She turned out to be kin to the Royal family, had met Queen Elizabeth numerous times, and was even at Elizabeth’s coronation when she was 6 or so. And she was actually in the double digits line to the throne.
When I mentioned that if she married Prince Charles she could be Queen, since she was also royalty, she said she would kill herself before she married Charles.
She said all the girls in that circle hated him because he was always going on about how he was going to be King someday. She said early in the year, she was at a Royal function in England and Charles pulled her into the bushes and tried to kiss her. As she stalked away after slapping him and kicking him in the shin, she said he was yelling that she be sorry when he was King someday.
She then said ‘I hope Queen Elizabeth lives forever and he never gets to be King.’
Kind of prophetic in a way.
>>All of the so-called royal family should be stripped of their fake titles and have their wealth confiscated......
They got their wealth and position off the backs and blood of others...That’s why we threw out of the USA....
The are the poster children of parasites....
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AMEN!
I saw that video a long time ago too, and it was quite interesting. She is not the rightful heir to the crown. That nice guy in Australia is really the true heir.
...that, and his trips to his buddy Jeffrey Epstein’s little island for some “activities”.
My prediction is that Charles will never be king.
OMG
That would be about 1.5l, or two bottles. Chardonnay runs around 14% ABV.
I suspect the Hildebeest would be well and truly besotted after such a binge!
I don't pretend to speculate what Dr Parkinson would have to add.
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