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Rogue cows, beware.
1 posted on 02/20/2017 6:37:56 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

Steers or bulls - not cows. Apparently the these cops don’t know the difference.


2 posted on 02/20/2017 6:41:09 PM PST by piasa
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To: Rebelbase

This is the Awol Press writing his with a straight face.


3 posted on 02/20/2017 6:42:24 PM PST by Fungi (Every breath, another five thousand fungal spores enter your body. All five thousand will be named.)
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“Police in a Connecticut town are reminding people to not open their doors to any unfamiliar cattle”

Well, the AP seems to be taking break from their Russian hysteria.


4 posted on 02/20/2017 6:43:32 PM PST by Helicondelta (Deplorable)
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To: Rebelbase

If they were dairy cows I’d help them out by milking them. Bet I could still squirt a cat square in the nose with milk.


5 posted on 02/20/2017 6:43:37 PM PST by oldasrocks (rump)
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two “suspicious males” were going door-to-door “trying to sell dairy products.”

—Clearly they identify as cows. Be more tolerant.


7 posted on 02/20/2017 6:47:21 PM PST by rightwingcrazy
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I’ve always been very insistent that my family only open the door for cows that we know well! Strange cows? Don’t open!


8 posted on 02/20/2017 6:48:03 PM PST by House Atreides (Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison.)
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To: Rebelbase
A keep your windows rolled up ALERT also has been issued.


11 posted on 02/20/2017 6:52:11 PM PST by Karl Spooner
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12 posted on 02/20/2017 6:52:18 PM PST by digger48
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13 posted on 02/20/2017 6:53:25 PM PST by digger48
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Our town has outlawed door-to-door sales cows.


17 posted on 02/20/2017 6:59:00 PM PST by TigersEye (Winning. Winning winning winning every day!!!)
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COPS WARN OF COWS TRYING TO SELL DAIRY PRODUCTS AFTER ESCAPE

That's utter nonsense.

21 posted on 02/20/2017 7:16:51 PM PST by GreenHornet
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Maybe those two cows are looking for the bull that escaped in Upstate NY a few days ago.


24 posted on 02/20/2017 7:19:32 PM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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26 posted on 02/20/2017 7:20:57 PM PST by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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Cattle on the loose are a weekly event in my area.


27 posted on 02/20/2017 7:23:37 PM PST by Inyo-Mono
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I could understand Almonds in a milk gray-market, but cows?? They are so visible.


28 posted on 02/20/2017 7:24:54 PM PST by ALASKA (Landslide.........)
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To: Rebelbase

Time for a STEAKout.


35 posted on 02/20/2017 7:45:14 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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Ping...or not.


36 posted on 02/20/2017 7:45:39 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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Moochelle and Hitlery going door-to-door??


38 posted on 02/20/2017 8:19:46 PM PST by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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This headline...............

er, wut?

Eet moar chikn?


44 posted on 02/20/2017 9:13:47 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (****happy dance**** BIGLY!!!! Shadilay!)
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OMG. Two heifers from Massachusetts and Connecticut escaped from their cells. Their names are Elizabeth Warren (aka Fauchohantas) and Laura DeRosa (aka The Evil Witch of Oz).

Do not approach!. Do not touch! THEY BITE (the big one).


46 posted on 02/20/2017 10:25:55 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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