Rogue cows, beware.
1 posted on
02/20/2017 6:37:56 PM PST by
Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
Steers or bulls - not cows. Apparently the these cops don’t know the difference.
2 posted on
02/20/2017 6:41:09 PM PST by
piasa
To: Rebelbase
This is the Awol Press writing his with a straight face.
3 posted on
02/20/2017 6:42:24 PM PST by
Fungi
(Every breath, another five thousand fungal spores enter your body. All five thousand will be named.)
To: Rebelbase
“Police in a Connecticut town are reminding people to not open their doors to any unfamiliar cattle”
Well, the AP seems to be taking break from their Russian hysteria.
4 posted on
02/20/2017 6:43:32 PM PST by
Helicondelta
(Deplorable)
To: Rebelbase
If they were dairy cows I’d help them out by milking them. Bet I could still squirt a cat square in the nose with milk.
5 posted on
02/20/2017 6:43:37 PM PST by
oldasrocks
(rump)
To: Rebelbase
two “suspicious males” were going door-to-door “trying to sell dairy products.”
—Clearly they identify as cows. Be more tolerant.
To: Rebelbase
I’ve always been very insistent that my family only open the door for cows that we know well! Strange cows? Don’t open!
8 posted on
02/20/2017 6:48:03 PM PST by
House Atreides
(Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison.)
To: Rebelbase
A keep your windows rolled up ALERT also has been issued.
To: Rebelbase
12 posted on
02/20/2017 6:52:18 PM PST by
digger48
To: Rebelbase
13 posted on
02/20/2017 6:53:25 PM PST by
digger48
To: Rebelbase
Our town has outlawed door-to-door sales cows.
17 posted on
02/20/2017 6:59:00 PM PST by
TigersEye
(Winning. Winning winning winning every day!!!)
To: Rebelbase
COPS WARN OF COWS TRYING TO SELL DAIRY PRODUCTS AFTER ESCAPEThat's utter nonsense.
To: Rebelbase
Maybe those two cows are looking for the bull that escaped in Upstate NY a few days ago.
To: Rebelbase
26 posted on
02/20/2017 7:20:57 PM PST by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: Rebelbase
Cattle on the loose are a weekly event in my area.
To: Rebelbase
I could understand Almonds in a milk gray-market, but cows?? They are so visible.
28 posted on
02/20/2017 7:24:54 PM PST by
ALASKA
(Landslide.........)
To: Rebelbase
35 posted on
02/20/2017 7:45:14 PM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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36 posted on
02/20/2017 7:45:39 PM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Rebelbase
Moochelle and Hitlery going door-to-door??
38 posted on
02/20/2017 8:19:46 PM PST by
Polyxene
(Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
To: Rebelbase
This headline...............
er, wut?
Eet moar chikn?
44 posted on
02/20/2017 9:13:47 PM PST by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(****happy dance**** BIGLY!!!! Shadilay!)
To: Rebelbase
OMG. Two heifers from Massachusetts and Connecticut escaped from their cells. Their names are Elizabeth Warren (aka Fauchohantas) and Laura DeRosa (aka The Evil Witch of Oz).
Do not approach!. Do not touch! THEY BITE (the big one).
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