IT'S OFFICIAL: Kate Upton is our SI Swimsuit 2017 cover girl!

SI ^ | February 14, 2017 | Kelsey Hendrix

[C19fan]

Kate Upton is back where she belongs...on the cover of SI Swimsuit!

[OrangeHoof]

In her prime, Christie Brinkley blows Kate out of the water. Let’s see what Kate looks like when *she’s* 63 years old. Better yet, let’s not.

[raybbr]

Oh, look Big boobs!

meh!

[tumblindice]

[dfwgator]

Justin Verlander approves.

"Women weaken legs."

[CrazyIvan]

“In her prime, Christie Brinkley blows Kate out of the water.”

Agreed. One of the best looking women ever. I’ve also always thought she was pretty normal for a celebrity. I saw an interview with her when she was at her peak popularity. She was asked what it was like to walk past a magazine rack and see herself on so many covers. She said something to the effect that it was because she made someone’s product look good, not that she’d done something like cure cancer.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Al’s younger days, when he still had hair.

[donozark]

I just wish Charlotte McKinney and Kate Upton would stop fighting over me...

[TigerClaws]

Interesting how our views of what’s attractive evolve.

I remember Kim Bassinger and Michelle Phiefer being ridiculed for having “duck lips.” Now women pay to look like that.

[Dandy]

Now THAT’S a beautiful woman!!!!

[Don W]

Those websites that utilize autoplay and high volume MUST BE DESTROYED.

[ChildOfThe60s]

The current fashion of squishing the breasts out of shape is very unattractive.

So are fake boobs. I’ll take small nicely shaped naturals over this any time.

Is there even a chance that these are original equipment?

[crazy scenario]

" I just wish Charlotte McKinney and Kate Upton would stop fighting over me..."

Dibs on your leftovers!

[ChildOfThe60s]

Where have you gone, Cheryl Tiegs?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you, wo wo wo

Apologies to Simon & Garfunkel

[Sam Gamgee]

She has a real body unlike Victoria’s Secret models.

[doorgunner69]

Been hitting the cheeseburgers pretty hard, again.

[sarge83]

I noticed that too, hips and hiney draw my attention on a woman. She is a pretty woman but I prefer more curves and red or dark hair.

[Charles Henrickson]

Kate Uptop.

[MichaelCorleone]

Hey - I’m eating my lunch!!

[tumblindice]

Peggy: “Whatcha thinkin’ Al?”
Al: “If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I’d be talking.”

[Pearls Before Swine]

Peggy (to Kelly): “Talking is when you think and sound comes out.”