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To: Gamecock

On this day when we celebrate romance, it’s always good to remember to be extra careful with girls who are carpenters.


17 posted on 02/14/2017 12:13:01 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6
On this day when we celebrate romance, it’s always good to remember to be extra careful with girls who are carpenters.

To paraphrase the old saw....you're not a carpenter until you run a head through your saw, and if you run more than 1 head through your saw you are not a carpenter"

41 posted on 02/14/2017 12:30:16 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Repeal & replace Obamacare, tax reform, fix infrastructure, fixin military, Israel, kill enemies)
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You definitely don’t want to get hammered. Drink in moderation.


79 posted on 02/14/2017 7:25:37 PM PST by Redcitizen
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