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I'd soil my pants!


1 posted on 01/04/2017 7:39:10 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

The big ones are in DC


2 posted on 01/04/2017 7:40:15 PM PST by Ray76 (DRAIN THE SWAMP)
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To: Rebelbase

When I was 9, I lived in Annapolis, MD. It was rural. One morning in the summer, I found a water moccasin in the bathroom toilet, so I did what 9 year old boys do; I tried to grab it.
It bit me on the hand. I got to find out all about snake bite antivenom, tetanus shots and 2 surgeons extracted teeth and fangs from my hand for about 90 minutes.
I never did that again.


4 posted on 01/04/2017 7:48:46 PM PST by BuffaloJack
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To: Rebelbase

I know better than to post what came to mind about anacondas in toilets...


5 posted on 01/04/2017 7:59:33 PM PST by Blue Collar Christian (I thank God, Broom Hillary was stopped. Now, moving on, I pray for Trump.)
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To: Rebelbase

Oh. H*LL. No.


6 posted on 01/04/2017 8:02:20 PM PST by bigredkitty1 (March 5, 2010. Rest in peace, sweet boy. I will miss you, Big Red.)
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To: Rebelbase

Lovely new belt or hat band.


7 posted on 01/04/2017 8:03:36 PM PST by bigredkitty1 (March 5, 2010. Rest in peace, sweet boy. I will miss you, Big Red.)
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To: Rebelbase

That thing could really bite you in the ass.


8 posted on 01/04/2017 8:07:37 PM PST by 353FMG (AMERICA IS ALL THAT TRULY MATTERS)
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To: Rebelbase

That’s a heck of a plumbing snake.


9 posted on 01/04/2017 8:09:56 PM PST by Redcitizen
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To: Rebelbase


12 posted on 01/04/2017 8:48:55 PM PST by ETL (On the road to America's recovery!)
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To: Rebelbase

“Arlington County Animal Control said they received a call for a snake inside an apartment toilet, something that isn’t that unusual.”

I’m surprised this is described as “something that isn’t that unusual” in Arlington County VA, but nobody else has commented on that so I must lead a sheltered life.


15 posted on 01/04/2017 9:11:06 PM PST by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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To: Rebelbase

At least it wasn’t a Cornback Rattler.


16 posted on 01/04/2017 9:15:28 PM PST by Mr. Rabbit
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To: Rebelbase

My God. I should not have clicked on this thread. This is the stuff of nightmares.


17 posted on 01/04/2017 9:29:31 PM PST by A_perfect_lady
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To: Salamander

Ping, in case you’re missing one...


19 posted on 01/04/2017 9:42:24 PM PST by PLMerite (Lord, let me die fighting lions. Amen.)
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To: Rebelbase

“Honey, is that an anaconda, or are you just glad to see me?”


20 posted on 01/04/2017 9:57:47 PM PST by moovova
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To: Rebelbase

Where I worked in Wichita Falls Texas (horrible place) there was a snake in the shop toilet. I think it was a rat snake then it just swam on back the same way it got in there.


34 posted on 01/04/2017 11:05:55 PM PST by Organic Panic (Rich White Man Evicts Poor Black Family From Public Housing - MSNBCPBSCNNNYTABC)
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To: Rebelbase

“small” anaconda = “little” pregnant


38 posted on 01/05/2017 3:56:00 AM PST by Bratch ("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
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To: Rebelbase

For some reason, this came to mind...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsM9IcT-WHE


39 posted on 01/05/2017 3:58:42 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 billion dollars.)
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To: Rebelbase

.....making the sign of the cross....


48 posted on 01/05/2017 5:22:20 AM PST by LydiaLong
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To: Rebelbase

No, where was it abandonded??


49 posted on 01/05/2017 7:06:12 AM PST by jch10 (President Trump, President Trump, President Trump! I just love saying that!)
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