But I don’t think “Jeffty Is In The Cornfield” has quite the same ‘hook’..
When Bobby Was Seven
When Bobby was seven,
He liked playing games,
Liked working out puzzles,
And had puzzled aims.
He mostly was smiling,
About average size,
And his exercise program,
Involved mainly his eyes.
He liked to hear music,
Couldn’t figure out dance,
His movements reflected,
All those ants in his pants.
As his friends fondly noted,
There was surely a way,
Having made it to seven,
He’d grow up one day.
NicknamedBob . . . 27 Feb, 2015