What do you make of the [wild] rumors of your ‘Boys starting Romo (rhymes with...)?
Clete thinks [dangerous, I know] that Tony may play some but I don’t see a starting snap with out Dak under center.
He won’t start. He may get some playing time, but he won’t be starting the game.
Why would the Cowboys play Romo under whom thy were little better than mediocre when under Prescott they’ve been the best team in the NFL?
Gadzooks, Clet-- In the words... of The Immortal Bardbot--
There is a young fella, called by the name of Dak,
who will start in Philly, my Boys’ attack,
and in an attempt to show mo,
Jerry will later send in Romo,
and pray no Eagle gets a killer sack—
In the 2nd half at Philly, for the remaining rumble,
under center will be Sanchez, of the Butt Fumble,
and no matter of Mark's test drive,
Dak and Tony will still be alive,
and my Boys’ll be rested for the coming play-off shuffle—
Now, need any more... be said?
Just to let you know, Clet-- I'm coming to play and I'm... pissed!
Now, Tony, with Tyron Smith not covering your blindside, we've... taken some safety measures. Now, go git 'em!
Will do, Jerry-- Will... do--
Matthew, without Tyron on the job, do you really think... Tony can stay healthy?
As long as I have beer and bullets... Tony's safe!
Don't worry, Jerry-- We're here... to patch Tony up--
Gadzooks-- With these folks on the job, how can we... not get that 14th win--