Gadzooks, Clet-- In the words... of The Immortal Bardbot--
There is a young fella, called by the name of Dak,
who will start in Philly, my Boys’ attack,
and in an attempt to show mo,
Jerry will later send in Romo,
and pray no Eagle gets a killer sack—
In the 2nd half at Philly, for the remaining rumble,
under center will be Sanchez, of the Butt Fumble,
and no matter of Mark's test drive,
Dak and Tony will still be alive,
and my Boys’ll be rested for the coming play-off shuffle—
Now, need any more... be said?
So...”Shaky-the-spear” says Dak starts and when the score comes ‘round in the 2nd-half, Romo [rhymes with...] will close the door on them godless Iggles. Like I said.
Although, I think I picked them sick-birds to win.
No. Even after his apparent lobotomy, Bardbot can still turn a phrase like no Otherbot.