NFL Live Thread Week 17

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[Bender2]

Re: What do you make of the [wild] rumors of your ‘Boys starting Romo (rhymes with...)?

Gadzooks, Clet-- In the words... of The Immortal Bardbot--

There is a young fella, called by the name of Dak,
who will start in Philly, my Boys’ attack,
and in an attempt to show mo,
Jerry will later send in Romo,
and pray no Eagle gets a killer sack—

In the 2nd half at Philly, for the remaining rumble,
under center will be Sanchez, of the Butt Fumble,
and no matter of Mark's test drive,
Dak and Tony will still be alive,
and my Boys’ll be rested for the coming play-off shuffle—

Now, need any more... be said?

[trisham]

Great show!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

So...”Shaky-the-spear” says Dak starts and when the score comes ‘round in the 2nd-half, Romo [rhymes with...] will close the door on them godless Iggles. Like I said.

Although, I think I picked them sick-birds to win.

[Jim W N]

No. Even after his apparent lobotomy, Bardbot can still turn a phrase like no Otherbot.

[campaignPete R-CT]

POSSIBLE SEEDS FOR EACH TEAM
I think this is correct:

PATS 1, 2
MIA 5, 6
PITT 3
HOUS 4
OAK 1, 2, 5
KC 2, 5, 6

DAL 1
NYG 5
WAS 6, X
DET 2, 3, 4, 6, X
GB 3, 4, 6, X
ATL 2, 3, 4
SEA 2, 3, 4
TB 6, X

[big'ol_freeper]

[big'ol_freeper]

NFL Week 17 playoff scenarios

[Bender2]

NFL Live Thread Final Regular Season Week 17

Picks so far:

Sunday, Jan. 1
=========Ravens at Bengals===

=========Allegra's Texicans at Allegra's Old Earlers===

=Panthers at Buccaneers======-====

==Jaguars at Colts==========

==========big's Patty Cheaters at Dolphins==

Imp's Da Bears at Viqueens============

=========Bills at Jets===

==========My & Tom's Boys at Iggles==

=Browns at Stoolers===========

Ain'ts at Falcons============

=======Jersey Jints at Deadskins=====

===========Imp's Old... Chicago Cards at LA Ewes=

=========Seven's Raiders at Broncos===

==========My Old Dallas Texans at Chargers==

===========Seathugs at Soapy 9ers=

========big's Packer Wackers at Clet's Loinchops====

[al_c]

The QB isn’t the entire team. Both are very talented QBs and have done/would do well with the current roster.

[big'ol_freeper]

Well Cletus I think your Loinchops have a real good chance to win the division today for the first time in a long time. I’d wish you luck but I’m hoping I’m wrong! ;)

[Bender2]

Re: What do you make of the [wild] rumors of your ‘Boys starting Romo (rhymes with...)?

Just to let you know, Clet-- I'm coming to play and I'm... pissed!

Now, Tony, with Tyron Smith not covering your blindside, we've... taken some safety measures. Now, go git 'em!

Will do, Jerry-- Will... do--

Matthew, without Tyron on the job, do you really think... Tony can stay healthy?

As long as I have beer and bullets... Tony's safe!

Don't worry, Jerry-- We're here... to patch Tony up--

Gadzooks-- With these folks on the job, how can we... not get that 14th win--

[Bender2]

Re: Well Cletus I think your Loinchops have a real good chance to win the division today for the first time in a long time. I’d wish you luck but I’m hoping I’m wrong! ;)

Really, big-- With Richie, Ralph, Potsie, the Fonz and us... plus all of Milwaukee behind the Pack, how can you doubt they'll win?

[campaignPete R-CT]

IS IT at all possible to get interested in the early games?

ATL
OAK
WASH

interesting .... 4 pm EST.
least interesting week in years

[big'ol_freeper]

RE: how can you doubt they'll win?

What are we, chopped liver?

Dumbass

[Bender2]

Re: What are we... chopped liver?

Sorry, Bendy-- Laverne, Shirlye and all the "Happy Days" kids... were never loud like this dumbass group!

Ey, Ay, Eh, Red... Ey, Ay, Eh!

[Bender2]

Are we here at WKRP the only ones... that see the Bengals are leading the Raven 7 to 3?

[Bender2]

Make that... 14 to 3!

[Bender2]

Touchdown... ROMO!

[trisham]

Good for him!!

[mrsmith]

Kinda interesting seeing Romo (touchdown).
But,yeah: meh.