Both versions suck.
If you don’t like the song, then don’t sing the song.
Don’t ever let me hear this version. Santa Baby and Its Cold Outside are good because they are bad. Al Hirt and Ann Margaret do the best version. Both are great jazz songs. And both songs show the dark corners of the holidays, and that’s the point.
Global cooling has driven some libtards nuts.
Barf.
They are not worth the hassle any more...or risk.
They are about one possibly offensive line in a song written in 1944? Why aren’t they going after them crappers who write horribly foul, disgusting, misogynystic words (not lyrics) in every crap “song” ever screeched?
Very weird.
Without viewing the dual movie versions, any complaints are retarded.
Get a life and find some subtle humor, you libtards.
Hmmm...the “clean” lyrics have “Should I use the front or back door?/Which one are you pulling towards more?”
There just might be a double entendre in there
It sounds like the guy has another girl on the side, and is trying to get rid of date #1 before date #2 shows up.
Stupid Millennials have NEVER actually "dated", have less than NO idea what DATING and ROMANCE were once like, and are obviously incapable of comprehending simple English words.
It sounds to me that both these two “song improvers” need to start seeing other men. :=)
Baby, it’s cucked outside.
Aggressive and inappropriate ?
That boyfriend of hers is in that river in Egypt
No man who likes his rib talks that idiocy
Here is one I drafted 4 years ago, sung to Walking in a Winter Wonderland:
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Walkin in a Winter Wonderland:
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Leftists sing, are you listening,
In Bohner’s brain, Reid is pi$$ing
A beautiful sight,
We’re happy tonight.
Walking in Obama’s wonderland.
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Gone away is the budget,
All we can do, is try to nudge it
Obama sings a love song,
As we go along,
Walking in Obama’s wonderland.
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In the meadow we can build Rice’s snowman,
Then pretend that she is Secretary State
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She’ll say: Are you married?
We’ll say: No man,
But you can do the job
If thats your fate.
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Later on, we’ll conspire,
As we dream by Reichstag fire
To face unafraid,
The treason we’ve made,
Walking in Obama’s wonderland.
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In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he’s Obama’s clown
We’ll have lots of fun with mister snowman,
Until the Constitution knocks Obama down.
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When in debt, ain’t it thrilling,
Though your wallet gets a chilling
We’ll frolic and play,in the fascist way,
Walking in Obama’s wonderland.
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But will it sell? No.
...and failing to reproduce, they disappeared from the Earth.
I don’t understand how the concept of convincing a woman to sleep with you is now considered rape.
If you actually listen to the original song, what’s really happening is she wants to stay, but doesn’t want to come across as “easy”.
To a large extent, seduction is the game of her wanting to be talked into what she really wants to do anyway.