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An illegal Canadian?

Same rehabilitator as Anthony D Weiner?

1 posted on 12/01/2016 6:27:34 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Oh, it’s an animal. NM then.


2 posted on 12/01/2016 6:30:14 PM PST by mykroar (Congratulations President-Elect Trump)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.

So a beaver walks into an artificial Christmas tree store, and then he...

Oh, you have?

Never mind.


3 posted on 12/01/2016 6:34:10 PM PST by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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4 posted on 12/01/2016 6:36:04 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

It’s a baby beaver...which is why the guy petting it still has his fingers.


5 posted on 12/01/2016 6:36:44 PM PST by piasa
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Cute video...Scratch an angry beaver and they settle right down.


6 posted on 12/01/2016 6:40:29 PM PST by jazusamo (Have YOU Donated to Free Republic? https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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7 posted on 12/01/2016 6:43:16 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through you're anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Related...

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9 posted on 12/01/2016 6:45:55 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

The Beaver died in Viet Nam.


10 posted on 12/01/2016 6:48:09 PM PST by bgill (From the CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees,

Stop me if you've heard this already....

Seriously, this sounds like the setup for "a horse walked into a bar..." joke.

15 posted on 12/01/2016 7:03:14 PM PST by justlurking (#TurnOffCNN)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Well, I`ll be dammed!


16 posted on 12/01/2016 7:03:20 PM PST by bunkerhill7 ((("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione."))))))
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To: DUMBGRUNT

So the cops got ‘em a little beaver.


19 posted on 12/01/2016 7:11:05 PM PST by fella ("As this iiwas before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Go Bemidji State!!


20 posted on 12/01/2016 7:17:38 PM PST by Ignatz (Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
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Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, and proceeds to trash it

Somehow or another Eddie Haskell has to have something to do with this.

23 posted on 12/01/2016 9:39:01 PM PST by Zack Attack
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>> [after trashing the place,] the “suspect attempted to flee the area,”

Nothing like a flea infestation to add insult to injury.


25 posted on 12/01/2016 10:34:08 PM PST by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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Justin..... son....

That was no beaver, that was a groundhog


27 posted on 12/02/2016 4:28:22 AM PST by bert ((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc;WASP .... Does America still have lots of safe closets?)
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32 posted on 12/02/2016 7:17:45 AM PST by Daffynition ( "The New PTSD: Post-Trump Stress Disorder")
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Cpl. Yingling had a unique call for service when the suspect, pictured, was witnessed causing prop. Destruction at a store in Char. Hall.

How do you cause prop? Last I checked, 'prop' is a physical object noun, not something you cause. And that second sentence is missing a verb. How do people write crap like this? Did they downsize their editors and now no one proofreads this stuff?
46 posted on 12/02/2016 10:18:03 AM PST by Svartalfiar
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Beaver are extremely nocturnal. I see one during the day and I think rabies.


47 posted on 12/02/2016 10:20:34 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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