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Naked woman swims to fountain in the middle of a lake, is escorted back to shore
The State ^ | 11/24/2016 | CHABELI HERRERA

Posted on 11/24/2016 3:21:20 PM PST by Gamecock

What’s Thanksgiving without some skinny dipping?

A woman in South Florida kicked off the holiday just that way: with a naked swim to a fountain in a lake in Lauderhill.

Lauderhill Fire Rescue found her Thursday morning in a crab walk position on top of the fountain, according to the department’s Twitter account.

The woman was found in the lake inside the Waterford Park apartment complex at 7525 NW 44th Street. Divers assisted her in getting back to shore.

Officials said the woman was not injured, but was potentially under the influence of drugs or alcohol, according to NBC 6 South Florida.


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: florida
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To: Gamecock

Looks like she has a leak.


21 posted on 11/24/2016 4:08:28 PM PST by bankwalker (Does a fish know that it's wet?)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

We had a pond with a fountain just outside the back door in the last apartment my family lived in. (2003) We called it “The Turtle Puddle.” The kids jumped in a few times, even though I told them not to.


22 posted on 11/24/2016 4:09:17 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't get to be an old drunk by doing stupid things with guns."~Harmless Teddy Bear)
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To: Gamecock

“Divers assisted her in getting back to shore”

Muff divers?


23 posted on 11/24/2016 4:11:31 PM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: Gamecock

Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?
What do you think you’re doin’?
You git your clothes on!


24 posted on 11/24/2016 4:12:52 PM PST by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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To: Gamecock

FLORIDA! Its the punch-line.


25 posted on 11/24/2016 4:15:46 PM PST by nwrep
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To: Gamecock

That’s one way to spend Thanksgiving ...


26 posted on 11/24/2016 4:15:49 PM PST by Trump-a-licious
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To: Tax-chick

“True ... ducks and geese and runoff.”

Lucky she didn’t meet a gator on her way to the fountain.


27 posted on 11/24/2016 4:16:52 PM PST by This I Wonder32460
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To: This I Wonder32460

Exactly what I was thinking, gator bait.


28 posted on 11/24/2016 4:19:27 PM PST by crosdaddy
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To: Pearls Before Swine

"Hold muh beer and watch this!"


29 posted on 11/24/2016 4:25:25 PM PST by Bratch ("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke)
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To: Gamecock

Well, I guess the “Summer’s Eve” just wasn’t doin’ the trick !


30 posted on 11/24/2016 4:26:35 PM PST by snooter55 (People may doubt what you say, but they will always believe what you do)
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To: Gamecock

That’s not a bidet.

Having lived in FL, I would also not go swimming in a lake. Drunk or sober, the gators won’t care.


31 posted on 11/24/2016 4:35:34 PM PST by AFreeBird (BEST. ELECTION. EVER!)
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To: lafroste

I remember an episode of the Tim Allen show. He was installing a new tub for Jill. A jacuzzi tub. Describing the settings to her, it was low, medium, high and turbo: who needs a man.


32 posted on 11/24/2016 4:39:23 PM PST by AFreeBird (BEST. ELECTION. EVER!)
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To: lafroste

LOL!!


33 posted on 11/24/2016 4:41:19 PM PST by Osage Orange (Cover up after cover up...OUR GOVERNMENT is OUT OF CONTROL)
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To: Gamecock

She could have just used the bidet in the hotel.


34 posted on 11/24/2016 5:09:36 PM PST by Go Gordon (Barack McGreevey Obama)
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To: Gamecock

Did the fire fighters get to examine the evidence before helping this poor soul back to shore?


35 posted on 11/24/2016 6:04:38 PM PST by Uncle Sam 911
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To: Gamecock

36 posted on 11/24/2016 6:12:43 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life ~ Vote!)
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To: AFreeBird

I was going to post “Somebody call a plumber, the bidet
needs an adjustment”! But now I don’t have to.
Good work.


37 posted on 11/24/2016 6:21:14 PM PST by Sivad (NorCal red turf.)
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To: Gamecock

Back in quaalude daze this was fairly common

My kinda lady

Fun and uninhibited


38 posted on 11/24/2016 6:22:29 PM PST by wardaddy (trump is a great tourniquet but that's all folks.......)
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To: AFreeBird

Good point

Every old phosphate pit or bar pit or canal or agricultural tank in Florida full of nice water has at least one gator

Usually a resident bull who calls it home

If he’s not hungry or hornery then fine but if not it’s not going to end well


39 posted on 11/24/2016 6:26:05 PM PST by wardaddy (trump is a great tourniquet but that's all folks.......)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

From the position, either under the influence of drugs or taco bell.


40 posted on 11/24/2016 7:13:09 PM PST by dangus
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