Posted on 11/24/2016 3:21:20 PM PST by Gamecock
What’s Thanksgiving without some skinny dipping?
A woman in South Florida kicked off the holiday just that way: with a naked swim to a fountain in a lake in Lauderhill.
Lauderhill Fire Rescue found her Thursday morning in a crab walk position on top of the fountain, according to the department’s Twitter account.
The woman was found in the lake inside the Waterford Park apartment complex at 7525 NW 44th Street. Divers assisted her in getting back to shore.
Officials said the woman was not injured, but was potentially under the influence of drugs or alcohol, according to NBC 6 South Florida.
Looks like she has a leak.
We had a pond with a fountain just outside the back door in the last apartment my family lived in. (2003) We called it “The Turtle Puddle.” The kids jumped in a few times, even though I told them not to.
“Divers assisted her in getting back to shore”
Muff divers?
Ethel? Is that you, Ethel?
What do you think you’re doin’?
You git your clothes on!
FLORIDA! Its the punch-line.
That’s one way to spend Thanksgiving ...
“True ... ducks and geese and runoff.”
Lucky she didn’t meet a gator on her way to the fountain.
Exactly what I was thinking, gator bait.
Well, I guess the “Summer’s Eve” just wasn’t doin’ the trick !
That’s not a bidet.
Having lived in FL, I would also not go swimming in a lake. Drunk or sober, the gators won’t care.
I remember an episode of the Tim Allen show. He was installing a new tub for Jill. A jacuzzi tub. Describing the settings to her, it was low, medium, high and turbo: who needs a man.
LOL!!
She could have just used the bidet in the hotel.
Did the fire fighters get to examine the evidence before helping this poor soul back to shore?
I was going to post “Somebody call a plumber, the bidet
needs an adjustment”! But now I don’t have to.
Good work.
Back in quaalude daze this was fairly common
My kinda lady
Fun and uninhibited
Good point
Every old phosphate pit or bar pit or canal or agricultural tank in Florida full of nice water has at least one gator
Usually a resident bull who calls it home
If he’s not hungry or hornery then fine but if not it’s not going to end well
From the position, either under the influence of drugs or taco bell.
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