Naked woman swims to fountain in the middle of a lake, is escorted back to shore

The State ^ | 11/24/2016 | CHABELI HERRERA

[Gamecock]

What’s Thanksgiving without some skinny dipping?

A woman in South Florida kicked off the holiday just that way: with a naked swim to a fountain in a lake in Lauderhill.

Lauderhill Fire Rescue found her Thursday morning in a crab walk position on top of the fountain, according to the department’s Twitter account.

The woman was found in the lake inside the Waterford Park apartment complex at 7525 NW 44th Street. Divers assisted her in getting back to shore.

Officials said the woman was not injured, but was potentially under the influence of drugs or alcohol, according to NBC 6 South Florida.

[Gamecock]

[Pearls Before Swine]

She was potentially under the influence of drugs or alcohol...

Ya think?

[dforest]

Well uh.......alrighty then.

[discostu]

Did she hand a sword to anybody?

[Rastus]

We won’t know that until we see a clearer picture.

[deadrock]

That’s one way to get the sand out.

[Gamecock]

I'm sure this is bad naked.

Oh, and happy Thanksgiving to all!

[bankwalker]

It took several hours to get her back to shore.

[DakotaGator]

Late breaking news; she is now engaged to the fountain!

[OKSooner]

Looks kinda Freudian to me.

[lafroste]

This ain’t so strange. I had a GF that nearly married my Jacuzzi tub.

[Heart-Rest]

Looks like her water broke.

[Ken H]

Hey, who among us hasn't gone skinny dipping in a lake in an apartment complex on Thanksgiving?

[bicyclerepair]

We used to ride our waverunners in the lakes and around the fountains in the inverary golf course in Lauderhill. That was until they put grates in the waterway to block us.

[Tax-chick]

Maybe she just needed to wash.

[bicyclerepair]

The water is nasty. You’d be worse after that.

[Tax-chick]

True ... ducks and geese and runoff.

[Axenolith]

Bidet of the gods:-)

[EQAndyBuzz]

Really? We call this just another Saturday night.