[moose07]

Other half of article at site.

Link

[Billthedrill]

I’ll be sure to tell my nephews. Could be they have a purpose in life after all...

[jimfree]

I’m expecting Vincent Price to appear somehow in this story.

[BenLurkin]

Soros and the Clintons ready now to drain more blood from children.

[PrairieLady2]

Wow the Fountain of Youth is contained within the Young. Who would have thunk it?

[knarf]

If I EVER need a transfusion, I'll request the most teenagerest compatible kid in the family.

Will I be able to play the piano after this, Doc?

[EagleUSA]

Count Dracula is listening....

[Oratam]

Paging Elizabeth Báthory, Countess Elizabeth Báthory. Your bath is drawn.

[Blue Jays]

Interesting...all us old codgers did a 5K Turkey Trot this morning.
All the teenagers were sound asleep when adults returned post-run at 10:45 am.
Energetic ones were texting or playing video games...

[freedumb2003]

>>Blood from human teens rejuvenates body and brains of old mice<<

You mean all those “Twilight” movies are documentaries???

[Buttons12]

I’m under 25. Who wants to start the bidding?

[I want the USA back]

OK, so now what? every old person gets a teenager grafted so as to reap the benefits of his blood supply? What the f*ck did they expect? If you give an old person a complete transfusion of young blood you’ll get an increase in performance. You’ll get the same increase by giving the old person an additional supply of oxygen, and you don’t have to sacrifice a young person to do it.

[lurk]

But then the mice sat around the house until they were told to get up and do something.

[ClearCase_guy]

Does thi smean we can expect Hillary to run again in 2020?

[Former Proud Canadian]

So teenagers are actually good for something? Who knew?

[DannyTN]

[Trillian]

You know, it's funny, Smithers. I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy.

[SIDENET]

I was hoping to find a way to rejuvenate some old mice I have.

[Will88]

How long before teenagers will be selling blood for $1,000 per pint or more?

Can’t remember which one, but there was a story of a Silicon Valley tycoon who is already receiving transfusions of young blood.

[lacrew]

Starting to understand Spirit Cooking...

[bgill]

Blood from dingbat pajama kiddies needing safe places or growing old. Easy decision, I’ll grow old.