Cher Threatens to Move to Jupiter If Donald Trump Is Elected President (graphic)

thewrap/DFU graphic ^ | 11-12-16 | Reid Nakumura; graphic DFU

[doug from upland]

Cher probably won’t be voting for Donald Trump in 2016.

The billionaire host of “The Celebrity Apprentice” announced his presidential bid on Tuesday, and the pop icon was not happy about it.

In a series of Tweets, Cher took Trump to task, declaring him a “Loudmouth Asshole, Who’s terrified of Windy Days.” “Donald Trump Can’t come up with a hairstyle that looks human,how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS,” she wrote in a reply to another user.

Despite her assertion that the only state Trump would win in an election would be “The State of Desperation,” Cher threatened to move to Jupiter if the real estate magnate takes the White House.

When asked if she would ever pose for a photo with a President Donald Trump, the singer wrote, “I RATHER STICK NEEDLES IN MY EYES.”

[minnesota_bound]

Nice view of Jupiter.
Would hate to ruin it with Cher moving to the neighborhood.
http://media.salon.com/2015/04/shutterstock_187788812.jpg

[dsm69]

Jupiter, Florida?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I would say let her go but, what has Jupiter ever done to us?

[jonrick46]

Instead of the phrase, img sre=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CxHASXxUsAAMuUp.png

I added this:

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as always, you have the < and the > at each end of the phrase.

height=600 will make he image larger.

height=400 will make the image smaller

height=390 will make the image smaller yet. The numbers will allow you to get the exact size you want.

Always use the Preview function to see if you got the size right.

[cynwoody]

Well Cher, it’s about 818 million miles to Jupiter so you might want to bring a book. But Jupiter is a gas giant. That means it has no solid surface, understand? It‘s a gas giant, kinda like you.

Jupiter's Great Red Spot

You can fit about three Earths into the above photo.

[Joe Boucher]

Oh, hell no,
South East Florida including Jupiter Island already has enough celebrity trash.
Please go anywhere else.

[Jimmy Valentine]

Her real problem is that she is about 70 years old. Not young and cute any more.

[elcid1970]

After last night’s pizza, I feel like a gas giant. Might even be able to light it on fire.

[urbanpovertylawcenter]

Bill and Hillary?

Sonny and Cher?

Where is the similarity?

Winner and loser?

[Gay State Conservative]

Jupiter? Hell,I’d settle for Burkina Faso.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

It should be noted that Jupiter is made up of gas.

Cher should fit right in.

[doug from upland]

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