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Patient seriously burnt after farting during surgery and causing laser to burst into flames
The Mirror ^
| Oct. 31, 2016
| Rachel Bishop
Posted on 10/31/2016 5:07:48 PM PDT by rickmichaels
A patient has been left badly burnt after she farted during surgery and caused a laser to burst into flames.
The unnamed woman, in her 30s, was undergoing surgery at Tokyo Medical University Hospital which involved a laser being applied to her cervix.
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To: rickmichaels
Damn, I read that headline and thought this was going to be about Clintoon.
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:22:19 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(Clintoon will be the "historical" first unindicted felon to sit in the Oval Office. Be proud!)
To: Karl Spooner
wait - ok im gunna get in trouble - did the reporter distinguish between fart-fart or possible lost in translation a pussy-fart. That might explain things. No? /running and ducking
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:23:20 PM PDT
by
corkoman
To: rickmichaels
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:23:56 PM PDT
by
pa_dweller
(Let the baby seal clubbing begin.)
To: mkmensinger
I think that is one of the reasons why patients are instructed not to eat so many hours before checking in for the procedure. Sounds like she had chili.
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:24:02 PM PDT
by
Pilgrim's Progress
(http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
To: generally
With people there, they can quickly extinguish an unexpected fire.
Alone in a room with robots, the robots don’t care.
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:27:17 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMind
("Humane" = "Don't pen up pets or eat meat, but allow infanticides, abortion, and euthanasia.")
To: rickmichaels
Ok, who pulled her finger?
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:28:42 PM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(At least Richard Nixon had the decency to resign when caught in wrong doing.)
To: rickmichaels
Not another hot babe thread.
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:29:06 PM PDT
by
Raycpa
To: ConservativeMind
Does Obummercare cover incendiary flatulence?
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:29:21 PM PDT
by
Gasshog
(Clinton denies... Except to see a lot of this)
To: corkoman
I don’t know. Wouldn’t the latter be just air?
To: Karl Spooner
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:30:10 PM PDT
by
Fred Hayek
(The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
To: NormsRevenge
Burning off genital warts, case of farts, accidentally catches fire ... bad day.
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:32:12 PM PDT
by
tbw2
To: rickmichaels
Who held her beer?
I’m sorry for this poor woman.
But damn that’s funny.
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:32:28 PM PDT
by
Organic Panic
(Hillary Clinton, the elderly woman's version of "I dindu nuffins.")
To: Fred Hayek
What did they say for methane?
To: Karl Spooner
I think they might have some sulfur too.
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:37:09 PM PDT
by
bankwalker
(Does a fish know that it's wet?)
To: mkmensinger
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:37:48 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
To: Karl Spooner
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:38:54 PM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:39:10 PM PDT
by
Jaxter
(Si vis pacem para bellum.)
To: RightGeek
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:39:53 PM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: rickmichaels
It’s very rare but it has been described during colonoscopy. It’s no laughing matter for the patient.
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:42:15 PM PDT
by
JusPasenThru
(Democrat mantra: Promise Everything, Deliver Nothing, Blame Others)
To: Karl Spooner
Methane LEL 5%, UEL 15%. Any concentration above the UEL is considered too rich. The majority of the gas composition given for flatulence is hydrogen at 50%.
I work with electrical devices (enclosures, motors) and instrumentation in refineries and chemical plants.
Most applications where hydrocarbon vapors are present are considered as area classification Class 1 Group C and D.
Areas where hydrogen may be present are Class 1 Group B.
The most stringent is where there is acetylene or ethylene oxide, Class 1 Group A.
http://www.engineeringtoolbox.com/hazardous-areas-classification-d_345.html
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posted on
10/31/2016 5:42:48 PM PDT
by
Fred Hayek
(The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
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